ll, I thought laws were meant to protect us but do you know what happens when the government tries to get into people’s pants? I’ll tell you what… things get weird! Real weird! Read on to know how…
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[li]In Washington D.C, it’s illegal to engage in any sexual position except missionary! Yeah right! Washington D.C, I said[/li][li]In Idaho, USA, it’s illegal to engage in any activities of P.D.A for more than 18 minutes! Fair enough! Eleven minutes is all it takes, after all! http://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/72x72/1f61b.png[http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/214.jpg](‘http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/214.jpg’)[/B][/li][li][B]In Washington, it’s perfectly legal to have sex with an animal as long as it doesn’t weigh more than 40 pounds! What! No love for the poor fat plump animals?http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/311.jpg[/li][li]Under Guam law, it’s precisely prohibited for virgins to get married! And hence there are men whose full time job is to tour the countryside and de-flower the virgin girls and guess what? They get paid for this! Planning to move to Guam?http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/410.jpg[/li][li]Lebanon law allows men to have sex with animals if only the animal is a female. Wait…There’s more… it is a deadly crime to have sex with a male animal which is punishable by death! Come on! And we thought gay marriages were legal[/li][li]In Bahrain, it’s forbidden for a male doctor to directly examine the female genitals. The doctors use a mirror to examine the female genitals! Tough job docs! We totally understand[/li][li]In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it’s punishable under the law for a man to have sex with a lady and her daughter at the same time! Come on! Who does that! http://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/72x72/1f61b.png[http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/78.jpg](‘http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/78.jpg’)[/B][/li][li][B]Again the state of Washington surprises us! It’s illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances! Yea! Including the wedding night! So, basically if you get married to a virgin, you are screwed for a lifetime[/li][li]Cali, Columbia. A woman must have sex with her husband only and when it happens for the first time her mother (yes! mother!) should be in the room to witness this act! How about letting her tell the couple some new positions too?http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/95.jpg[/li][li]In Rombach, Virginia the law forbids anyone to engage in sexual activity with the lights on! Saving electricity or something?http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/104.jpg[/li][li]In Nevada it’s illegal to have sex without a condom! I mean, seriously? Some pity on the like-to-be-born kids[/li][li]This one is real popular! In Arizona, Idaho, New York, Nevada, Mississippi, South Dakota, Utah, Tennessee, Ohio, Indiana, Florida and blah blah blah… it’s illegal for a man to have an erection that shows through his clothing! There must be a huge demand of loose clothes for men, I assume[/li][li]In Alexandria, Minnesota no man is allowed to make love to a woman with the smell of onion, garlic or sardines in his breath. If the wife insists, he must brush his teeth before proceeding! Such a relief for the Alexandrian girls… must say[/li][li]In Indonesia the punishment for masturbation is decapitation under the law! Are you freaking kidding me!![/li][li]Coeur d’Alene, Idaho is probably the safest place to have sex in your car. Police officers are not allowed to walk up to parked cars and tap the window. If the officer is doubtful, he must drive up to the car and honk the horn three times and then wait for 2 minutes before walking out of his car to probe. (Makes sense!)http://www.feminiya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/154.jpg[/li][/ol]
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@kush yule mnono number14 is yours man
kwa nini nashuku tumuisilamu tulimuua?he is MIA
I guess many including POTUS must be lawbreakers!
Guam here we come
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Hehehe.
:D:D:D:D:D honk
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