Strange Adverts All Over The Village

Kwani niaje wazeiya

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Targeted adverts…

Vaa pad kwa amani apana sumbua wananchi

Wacha nicheke hivi:D:D:D:D nakam kusoma comments later.

Google algorithms have concluded that you are a geriatric, drawing from your online activities. We have always had our suspicions.

Google knows you better

Hizi zako ni gani sasa? Are you into queer searches? Google imenipea hii coz I search and read serious stuff.
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Mujamaa hizo ni tailor made adverts only meant for you. Tueleze when the orders will be delivered … alaf apo kwa men pads pitishia ile takataka @patco some

They forgot to recommend sindiria na kamisi as well as flowery pants to this ghaseer. Mwambie avae pads pole pole awache kutusumbua.

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii , hapa kuna mkundu fresh and virgin ya bononbo…

So they are also recommending that i tour the Game parks?

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Sometimes even Google gets things wrong.

It sometimes shows me that I am in Embakasi yet I have not been there for the last 3 years. Google is not perfect

They are assuming you have retirement benefits stashed somewhere, which you could use to tour the world before you depart.

:D:D:D

Translation: Get a hobby, preferably one that involves some physical movements.

They think you belong there

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Own goal @Ndindu
I have been busy helping a cousin look for a house on the net and these are the type of adverts that keep popping up
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Ndindu wewe ni ng’ombe. You do know that ads are personalized based on your online activity, right??
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These are my ads

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