I only announced that I am back but sikuwachapia how I fared kule mayuu. I remember a week after landing there, niliamua niende gym in my free time. Hapo nilipata the secretary was a petite, tall white girl with a beautiful smile. She was very excited kuskia that I am from “Kenia” as they pronounce. Mi after kuchapa matizi zangu nilipitia hapo kwa ofisi nikakauliza kama kanaweza mind ku have a drink with me. My friends, kumbe kalikua kanangoja I ask her out! I waited for her shift to end, tukaenda one of the local joint near her place. We took several beers as I vibe her, then ikafika time kakaniambia lazima nijue kanakaa wapi. Oh My! hapo ndo nilijua mambo ishaingiana. Lemmi me tello you…hio mzigo nilirarua…Sijawai kutana na kitu tamu ivo…it was hoooot! after mechi alinishw hajawai hudumiwa vizuri ivo! Ladies and gentlemen, ivo ndo my dream of having a beautiful white woman ili come true. We remained close mpaka time nilirudi vumbistan.
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Stori za jaba bila ebrufication
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jaba you are just a slum dweller in kayole trying to act like you benefited from Kasongo
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Delulu will never be a sululu to anything.
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Ata picha ya dumbbell kutoka gym, ungeweka.
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I’m halfway there kukula mzungu, closest nishawahifika ni kukula half south african, half british
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Hata pubic hairs hakuna picha?
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True story
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Nah, kasongo is shit man
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Go go go. Hao watu wanakuaga sawa sana
sikueza kuchukua effidense, pale ni noma
Hii stori ni ya ukweli
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Watu huku nje wananyoa hawana tabia ka zako za kuwa rastaman wamafuthi
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Hi story ingekuwa ya ukweli kama ungetumbia kitambo. Hio day.
Women make the world go round. Just see how elders will flock this post.
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Unasummerise hiyo hekaya sana, kwani uliwekewa bunduki kwa makalio
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