Avoid any restaurant located west of Moi Avenue. Huwezi pata hata creamy Inn east of Moi Avenue zote ni base za chips mwitu.
Angalia hata Hilton, Serena, Sarova, Vila Rossa, Creamy Inn, Pizza Inn, Java, KFC zote ziko west of moi avenue
chips mwitu za Tom Mboya zote ziko east of Moi Avenue.
Rule no 1. Never take slices to a posh place during the first date. Take her just somewhere decent to develop chemistry. Sell yourself first not perceptions. Avoid slices who insist on high end places for a first date even if you could manage. It isn’t wise, they will expect that as the norm from then on.
That also reminds me how i slice campus girls from there bfs. I order vodka 750ml for the bf, then followed by whiskey or dam depending on his drinking skills. Usually it ends with the dude asleep and we organize a cab back to campus or home and the slices goes with me. Worst case I leave him there to sort himself.
That bisch and the dude are just plain evil. Why order the juice?
plus those comments about seeing the dude zooming past them in the rain!
And people still ask where members of team MAFISI come from
Hujasoma on how i’d handle @gashwin Akiingia tu hivi, i fake a call, walk out kidogo to ‘assist my friend who’s outside’ then nawaacha wakilipa hadi bill yangu…
Si mambo na politeness…Kenyans in Germany are known to be violent…moto ya kuotea mbali and kumbuka uko kwa pub ya wakenya…start your ujinga and u being a nigerian utaona moshi. A similar thing happened some time back, mnaija akijifanya ni mwanaume coz alikuwa amejaza mwili (body builder hivi)…wueh a kenyan dude akaona hapa hawezani…Si ni reinforcement pap kutoka wakenya wenzake…long story short…mnaijeria alipasuliwa machupa za pombe kichwani…ni ambulance ilimtoa hapo