One child had his bicycle stolen and went to the Police, and was asked who do you think stole it ?
The child replied: = I feel it is my PARENTS,
Police asked him why you suspect them?
He replied: = Last night I heard my mother asking my father is it up. Dad replied yes RISE THEN! ride it like you did yesterday! Suddenly I heard Mama crying aaah! aaah! oooh oooh! Maybe they fell with the bike!
Police ribs cracking with laughter.