Steve jobs Luwere

Kumbe the guy died of HIV/AIDS, instead of the publicized pancreatic cancer. Always condomize,HIV bado ni death sentence

Luwere Huwa noma

Kadanganye maasai engiti huku kisii April fool’s. Ghaseer

April fools because you don’t want to face the reality kuwa AIDS will kill you soon? No sane person atalamba matako ya malaya unless anajua akona homa kubwa

He was a bottom feeder

He died of liver cancer. Just look at his skin and you’d quickly deduce that. This story came about and was debunked a long time ago . He could’ve survived the cancer had he chosen not to try “alternative methods” first .

Hii tuliona kabla @uwesKIMWI kufanyiwa Reconstructive surgery ya mkunye na Doktari Mugo Wairimu.

Aids si ni ya homosexuals Kama wewe ? Are you infected yet?

The moral lesson is that money cant buy you life…

yeah he also had HIV/AIDS. Everyone knows that. Kwani uko nyuma aje? This was discussed kitambo sana.

Wewe unameza ARVs zako ama tunakuzika soon pia?

why would I take those drugs? mimi sina ukimwi. I don’t fùck whores. Neither do I give them money for rent either.

Do you know the thrill of seducing a hot chic the old-fashioned way? Making her giggle and finally prying her legs part and pulling off her panties?

Wacha tabia ya kulipa malaya nani. You’re in your thirties. Kama unalipa malaya saa hii, what about when you’ll be in your 50’s?

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Low mblow!
Chokosh wars elevated to the next level

Nawalipa saa hii at my 50s nawanunua kizee. They’ll be my bîtches forever

Kijana Tema hiyo mate ni kama unatema ya Tumbaku.
Kupata ukimwi from a Street hooker ni ngumu kidogo, huyo galfriend wako utakupa Ukedi ushangae.
Yule Sponyo umjazia pesa ya rent/nywele umkula yeye Dry Fry.
Halafu, Malaya ni mgani unayomtaja taja hapo? juu hata huyo dem wako ni Maraya wa Sponyo wake.

Umbwaaaa chieth

I thought it was pancreatic cancer stage 4. Hiyo route ni moja tu manze. Diagnosis usually is late like stage 3 earliest.

He was a retard. Alipewa option ya surgery na chemo akasema ati atakunywa chinese mitishamba. As a product of 60s hippie drug culture alikosa kutumia sense. By the time anakubali ilikuwa stage four

Yes but it was caught earlier. I still remember that on I think Jay Leno show or Conan… not sure … akisema he prefers “herbal remedies “ to modern medical expertise. He didn’t particularly mention this but eventually it all came out. I believe by the time it all dawned to him, he needed full liver transplant