Stella Nyanzi

[Kasighau]

Try this for taste. I Adore her. She write so well. When I reincarnate as a girl, i want to be her

,…
They say I crossed the line of decency in my writings about Janet, my rejection of her insult dripping with unsolicited forgiveness, and my fuck-off attitude towards the Musevenis and all Musevenists! They say we need a dialogue. I say, no way am I going to follow in the foot-steps of these bumbling boot-licking peace-brokers who are falling over themselves trying to out-compete each other in showing dangerous Janet that they worship and adore her. Rather than lick her smelly boots, I would rather lick her clitoris, labia majora, labia minora, vulva and gray-haired mons pubis, as well as teach her how to lick the leopard’s anus! The mouth is as much an organ of eating, forgiving and pleasure, as it is an organ of cursing, war and death. You arrogantly gave me forgiveness with your tongue, Janet, and I will abundantly give you orgasms from cunnilingus with my tongue! Ngenda kukukomba ebbakuli ontegeere olulimi.

They say I am a dirty insane sick immoral demon-possessed lesbian on a mission to collect so-called “gay money for sanitary pads” from real and imaginary wealthy homosexuals in Uganda and abroad, and then use this “gay money” to spread homosexuality to schools all over Uganda. They say that the highly excitable defrocked ex-priest who masquerades as minister of state for ethics and integrity should arrest, charge and deny me bail or bond - for some two immoralities or more, as if there are universal moralities shared by all Ugandans living in this immoral country. I say, no. I am not a lesbian but instead believe in the equal and full recognition, protection and fulfilment of all the human rights of all human beings, whether they be asexual, pansexual, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, transsexual, transgender or intersexual. I say, yes, I am an ally and friend of the local LGBTIQQQAAA+ movement in Uganda. But I have never received any “gay money for sanitary pads” from either Kasha or Frank in Uganda or from anyone in the Netherlands. If there is such “gay money for sanitary pads”, I want a piece of it now.

They say that it is neither viable nor sustainable to give out sanitary pads to schoolgirls in Uganda. They say it is stupid and dangerous of me to collect money from concerned citizens, buy sanitary pads and give them to schoolgirls who otherwise miss school during their menstruation due to lack of menstrual hygiene materials. They ask me why I think that Museveni’s government has to provide sanitary towels to schoolgirls. I remind them that Museveni promised the schoolgirls sanitary pads when he was soliciting for their votes in the last presidential campaigns. After super-gluing in the Executive Chair, he sent Janet to parliament saying the government lacks money for pads. These two-faced lying Musevenis. I say, I will give them both a thorough round of fellatio and cunnilingus in fantasmic orgy of a menage a trois. First, him, then her. I will teach them that in addition to lying the masses with vain promises of sanitary pads for their school children, and deceiving parliamentary committee members about lack of money for the same sanitary pads, the mouth is also good for sucking African lollipops and licking chocolate ice-cream bowls.

When I am done blowing his trumpet, and lapping rhythmically at her ice-cream triangle, I will spank hard the bare wrinkled buttocks of the first couple, tell them to go pack their bags, their family and their NRMO, and leave the governance of Uganda forever. Teaching the Musevenis oral sex - how to give and receive it from each other - may yet be the new source of liberation from their despotic reign of terror. The eagerness to retire to their newly acquired pleasures of licking and sucking each other’s genitalia may be the only salvation for Uganda against another sham election in 2021. Rather than merely using their mouths for eating, forgiving, promising air and deceiving, they will learn that the mouth is also for war, fellatio and cunnilingus. And with the new Uganda in which the new president fulfils commitments to the poor, there will be no need for foolish intrigue, lies, rumours and suspicions of “gay money for sanitary pads” coming to me from imagined or real homosexuals in Uganda and abroad!
Kasha Jacqueline Nabagesera

[Abba]

@Kasighau

Try this for taste. I Adore her. She write so well. When I reincarnate as a girl, i want to be her

,…
They say I crossed the line of decency in my writings about Janet, my rejection of her insult dripping with unsolicited forgiveness, and my f**k-off attitude towards the Musevenis and all Musevenists! They say we need a dialogue. I say, no way am I going to follow in the foot-steps of these bumbling boot-licking peace-brokers who are falling over themselves trying to out-compete each other in showing dangerous Janet that they worship and adore her. Rather than lick her smelly boots, I would rather lick her clitoris, labia majora, labia minora, vulva and gray-haired mons pubis, as well as teach her how to lick the leopard’s anus! The mouth is as much an organ of eating, forgiving and pleasure, as it is an organ of cursing, war and death. You arrogantly gave me forgiveness with your tongue, Janet, and I will abundantly give you orgasms from cunnilingus with my tongue! Ngenda kukukomba ebbakuli ontegeere olulimi.

They say I am a dirty insane sick immoral demon-possessed lesbian on a mission to collect so-called “gay money for sanitary pads” from real and imaginary wealthy homosexuals in Uganda and abroad, and then use this “gay money” to spread homosexuality to schools all over Uganda. They say that the highly excitable defrocked ex-priest who masquerades as minister of state for ethics and integrity should arrest, charge and deny me bail or bond - for some two immoralities or more, as if there are universal moralities shared by all Ugandans living in this immoral country. I say, no. I am not a lesbian but instead believe in the equal and full recognition, protection and fulfilment of all the human rights of all human beings, whether they be asexual, pansexual, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, transsexual, transgender or intersexual. I say, yes, I am an ally and friend of the local LGBTIQQQAAA+ movement in Uganda. But I have never received any “gay money for sanitary pads” from either Kasha or Frank in Uganda or from anyone in the Netherlands. If there is such “gay money for sanitary pads”, I want a piece of it now.

They say that it is neither viable nor sustainable to give out sanitary pads to schoolgirls in Uganda. They say it is stupid and dangerous of me to collect money from concerned citizens, buy sanitary pads and give them to schoolgirls who otherwise miss school during their menstruation due to lack of menstrual hygiene materials. They ask me why I think that Museveni’s government has to provide sanitary towels to schoolgirls. I remind them that Museveni promised the schoolgirls sanitary pads when he was soliciting for their votes in the last presidential campaigns. After super-gluing in the Executive Chair, he sent Janet to parliament saying the government lacks money for pads. These two-faced lying Musevenis. I say, I will give them both a thorough round of fellatio and cunnilingus in fantasmic orgy of a menage a trois. First, him, then her. I will teach them that in addition to lying the masses with vain promises of sanitary pads for their school children, and deceiving parliamentary committee members about lack of money for the same sanitary pads, the mouth is also good for sucking African lollipops and licking chocolate ice-cream bowls.

When I am done blowing his trumpet, and lapping rhythmically at her ice-cream triangle, I will spank hard the bare wrinkled buttocks of the first couple, tell them to go pack their bags, their family and their NRMO, and leave the governance of Uganda forever. Teaching the Musevenis oral sex - how to give and receive it from each other - may yet be the new source of liberation from their despotic reign of terror. The eagerness to retire to their newly acquired pleasures of licking and sucking each other’s genitalia may be the only salvation for Uganda against another sham election in 2021. Rather than merely using their mouths for eating, forgiving, promising air and deceiving, they will learn that the mouth is also for war, fellatio and cunnilingus. And with the new Uganda in which the new president fulfils commitments to the poor, there will be no need for foolish intrigue, lies, rumours and suspicions of “gay money for sanitary pads” coming to me from imagined or real homosexuals in Uganda and abroad!
Kasha Jacqueline Nabagesera

Mimi nilikuwa nafikiri ni hekaya zile zako mzito. When i read more and more sanitary sanitary pads then I lost it . We should respect all despite their sexual affiliations

[WuTang]

Huyu anacheza na that monster M7, atalishwa ndengu very soon.

[Some_Say]

We need people like this they are better than the so called opposition. Keep it real.

[Ice_Cube]

Kuna time she had a Ben 10, the way she used to describe her longing for him to hold her used to give me a boner

[system]

@Ice_Cube

Kuna time she had a Ben 10, the way she used to describe her longing for him to hold her used to give me a boner

boner ni nini ice pubes?

[WuTang]

@mzee mzuri

boner ni nini ice pubes?

Niaje wakameat.

[Ice_Cube]

@WuTang

Niaje wakameat.

huyu ni navy seal

[Ice_Cube]

@WuTang

Niaje wakameat.

you are right ni waka conglomerate

[system]

@WuTang

Niaje wakameat.

simujui

[Kasighau]

She doesn’t have a Ben 10. In real life she is married, and she teaches at one of universities in UG. But she writes so well about sexual exploits . she has been at logger heads with M7 for such a long time. She offered Dr Bisigiye a consolation ferk after M7 jailed him

[4makind]

This woman, I respect very much.
Though she did not roast her clitoris…

[Okwonkwo]

huyu mwanamke ako Na baaaaaalls

[Soprano]

I was in Kampala only last March. Museveni might look very bad from the bad things we hear about him out here, but in Kampala, it’s very different. You can see his pictures, not just the official government portraits, but the campaign posters and newspaper cuttings, displayed on shops walls and all, alongside the pictures of the Kabaka. This lady just hates for reasons better known to herself.

[Nattydread]

The problem with profanity as a device for getting attention is that one is forced to go farther and farther from common sense without getting an equal increase in attention or conviction.

[WuTang]

@Soprano

I was in Kampala only last March. Museveni might look very bad from the bad things we hear about him out here, but in Kampala, it’s very different. You can see his pictures, not just the official government portraits, but the campaign posters and newspaper cuttings, displayed on shops walls and all, alongside the pictures of the Kabaka. This lady just hates for reasons better known to herself.

So , when pictures of the leader are all over, it means things are rosy?

[Soprano]

@WuTang

So , when pictures of the leader are all over, it means things are rosy?

Sometimes no. But sometimes yes. Especially when your supporters hang your pictures themselves, without coercion!

[Steelo]

@Soprano

I was in Kampala onarch. Museveni might look very bad from the bad things we hear about him out here, but in Kampala, it’s very different. You can see his pictures, not just the official government portraits, but the campaign posters and newspaper cuttings, displayed on shops walls and all, alongside the pictures of the Kabaka. This lady just hates for reasons better known to herself.

I bet the Germans hang Hitler’s portrait voluntarily too. Sometimes an overendearing support isn’t really support but an attempt to be excused from the suffering faced by many e.g. the man who called out to Uhuru in Kisumu and complained about being jobless.

[karema-hitI]

@Soprano

I was in Kampala only last March. Museveni might look very bad from the bad things we hear about him out here, but in Kampala, it’s very different. You can see his pictures, not just the official government portraits, but the campaign posters and newspaper cuttings, displayed on shops walls and all, alongside the pictures of the Kabaka. This lady just hates for reasons better known to herself.

Could be a variant of Stockholm Syndrome…

[Soprano]

The news is that Stella Nyanzi is in custody, was arrested on Friday and she is expected to appear in court tomorrow, Monday. No prize for guessing her offense, because it’s obvious at this age of social media.