Stay away from kikuyu women

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wanjikus, wanjirus, njeris, nyamburas should be a no-no for many kenyan men. It is no wonder that Okuyu men have chosen alcohol as their wives.

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That was swift indeed

Only Luo legends like the bombastic Wuod Ugenya can tame Kikuyu dragonesses.

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Cremation is very common in many countries. Hakuna upus ya harambee to transport the body from abroad then matanga ya several weeks leaving everyone poor, tired and depressed. So the lady did a good job, mambo ni chap chap, even muslims dispose you same day you die before the sun sets.

Hata chirongo should have been cremated by now coz when you are dead you are dead and gone forever no need to stress the family for a whole month kwa matanga.

You are an IDIOT!. The lady did a good job to cremate chap chap. I know your problem is that she denied you a chance ya funeral feasting and disco matanga ya 2 weeks hapo vihiga. Bure kabisa.

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We have a nyambura kwa kijiji

Utapigwa fine if you continue insulting your inlaws. Ama watume steelwool.

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Hehe.. poleni athongorias

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Yes, we have Ms @Straw_man Nyambura aka Nyambu.

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We also have a shit called Nyambamukundu.

If I’m such a tribalist, why didn’t I say anything in this rubbish thread @Landlord? Seeing as you’re widely considered an espada in kagegeville.