State of the Press

On a rock dangling and swaying in the cosmos, a reaffirmation of the term gutter press hits home.

Ken, on Ntv, just cut short two political analysts(the kind that can’t keep off Media chai and airtime) for a live correspondence with a reporter in a primary school.

Reporter: Uhm, hello there, how are you and please tell us your name…
Lady: My name is Alice and I am the headteacher of Moi Avenue Primary school
(the reporter still sticks the microphone dangerously close to her mouth, as if she’s meant to lick it.)
(an akward moment passes)
Reporter: So how many candidates have you prepared?
Lady: 76
Reporter: How many boys and how many girls?
(the lady is obviously appalled. She lowers her glasses and stares at him briefly)
Reporter: please give us the statistics.
Lady: Surely…

The live feed got cut off. :D:D:D

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I am really waiting for that day they will stop me on the street and ask me those silly questions. Ya Moses Kuria itakuwa shadow

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