All Members of Parliament invited by H.E Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta to ride the SGR on a test drive.
Uhuru should skip that test drive halafu hiyo train icrash at 150km/hr. Half the big thieves in Kenya waishie tu hivo…
[SIZE=2](The devil made me say it)[/SIZE]
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This is the best thing you have said this year.
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Uhuru himself is the CHIEF THIEF
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noble. idea but pia uk akue part of the mps pia
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The Alshabab who were planning to bomb parliament should instead target this train when all are on board.
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Wacha io mwisi pia ikufe imesumbuwa sis
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And jakom should be tied to the railway line at the straightest stretch. Akutane na hio chuma yote at 150km/h. Kenyans will then live happily ever after
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That would be great
Aren’t you giving the starving shaitans ideas?
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Imeiba nini yako edoggy na hakuña mtu ako na haja na hiyo kastrip yako ya shamba measuring 15x100ft huko nyamira?
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You talked bipartisan way today.
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sai wako buzy kusaka food…
That is my point?
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But the commander in thief being alive will arrange for new thieves to replace waendazao.
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No no no…the president and the dp should be in the train when shit goes down.
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Wake up from your fairy-tale fantasy and smell the shit in your pants… Unaota ukihara my Fren.
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Hapa umefikiria, so you know even members from Jap are thieves. Interesting times ahead
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The train should run you over before anything else.
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Venye tu villager mmoja alisema…after sgr imemalizika utaskia watu wa NASA wakisema ati it is Babuons project…:D:D:D:D
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