(in UKs voice)
Fellow Talkers,
As the only ES in the house it is my hounor to deliver the first State of ktalk address in this village, naanza kwa kwashukuru nyinyi wote, VEs, SVs, Vs and NVs for finding time and bundles to be in this kijiji where we inform educate and entertain all at once. We cant be where we are without you. VEs ningependa kumuuliza muwe wapole kwa NVs during the welcoming party as wakiambiwa waketi paleeee --------------> huwa wana kunja mkia.
This our kijiji has grown in leaps and bounds in the one yr ive known and the quality of hekayas (the life blood) has greatly improved. Am still laughing when i remember what befell Wa-Mombasa in Punkoma. Keep them coming my friends, everyone has a story to tell.
… to be continued
Tena bado shule zinafungwa karibuni
We demand goodies Bw. ES. that is, more recognition. E.g. The Village Women Rep 
I will give you that.
Then change…
sisi bado ni V.E’s na hatusumbui…@saliva kaa pale --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>
do u still suck d!ck at your age…like deep throat hivi?
The village goldsmith. ASAP.
Hold on guys.
Let me finish my speech.
All areas will be covered
ES address hii issue ya Dickholders kuderail Pink Handlers sacco.
Ndukanairire karagita hunyo ---- translated – When ploughing, never ever prefer a new tractor over the old one.
I would have requested someone here to give a recount of his experience with me, but no need for justification…
he already ‘likes this’
Nimetii @Guru…sasa hata street cred yako imepanda…sasa itakuaje hata mimi.kwanza am into bdsm?? wanna try
Already biting more than I can chew dear.
baba nipe village Chairman
Shairman wa nini anko?
wewe ni Villager Team Leader, Mafisi Sacco
anafikiri itakuja na powers za kuchuja wazee ndio aondoe compe…
Naomba nirudishwe NV
NIPE BASI BABA WA SQNY