Samuel Abisai won 221 million in 2017
Kwani anavaa kiatu size 14.
napenda sana hii church kwanza wakipiga ngoma kwa roadie nice .
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Abisai anafaa ajue kukua mp awekee 50M kando ya kuhonga brokers ndani ya party. Ya campaign ni kando. pesa ya lottery Huwa na swara asipochunga atasota arudi amalemba
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Kuna boy wangu alipata contract ya 50mill pale south sudan…
Akapewa deposit ya 30mill…
Akarudi Nairobi… Then covid happened… Kukawa na lock down… Ile project ika stall… Na owners waka hepa UK to avoid being locked in Juba…
Jamaa after 6 months… Akaona hafwatwi… Aka ingia forest…
Then kulikua na a by election ya MP somewhere huko kwao… So he invested millions into the campaign… And came in second after burning 
up ksh. 23million…
What remained… Ali buy nissan xtrail… Na shamba… Na aka piga sherehe pesa ikaisha…
Anyways… Politics nikama virus… Avoid.
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In short mlikunywa na yeye. Anyway, at least ulionja za junguu
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Mwanaume ni kurisk bwana. Huku Kenya hakuna kitu safe, just pick your risk and follow through with it
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But Kenyan politics is too fucking dirty you need a certain level of IQ likes ya waitutu na sonko or certain percentage of inborn evil likes za obado kafogo JSKS…so many rich intellectual hardworking Kenyans that would tell you it’s too much of a fuck up and most of them have been doing more than OK as titans in the private sector
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Kwisha yeye. Hivi ndio mtu hujimaliza
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Politics wachia wenyewe niggas play dirty
My cousin ameungua twice vying for mp nafikiri he’s almost learning. 2017 alikua na a hotel, garment factory na a cushy NGO job jamaa wa globetrotting vibaya Sana. Mabroker ocha convinced him he’s the man. Dude spent like 20m akawa No 2
Akarudi hustle. Juzi tena ameingia uwanja akauza some land he had, invested millions akifurahisha raiya only for engineer Sudi kufika na ukarabati dude lost again. Hizo Mita zimekunywa maji hivo jamaa amebaki kuzusha Twitter. Terrible idea
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Walevi wa local wamemdanganya. Atashangaa sana.
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This is actually a very common occurrence in Kenya.
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Watched my neighbor fall from grace to grass kama mca. Alikuwa biggie KQ. Akaingia mca siasa ya 2002, 2007, 2013 ndio alipoteza kisha 2017 akarudi na 2022 akaekwa nje tena. His family has fallen out with each other, amekuwa chronic alcoholic, yaani boma haina mwelekeo. Politics is truly a pig’s game.
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When people realise they can’t easily eat your money, they advise you to run for a political seat.
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The type of dirt that goes on in politics, the violence and Barasa like nude shenanigans, the lengths these people go to win these elections is nothing short of a diabolical.
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Abisai awache Jokes. Hata mimi nimewahi chochwa na walevi ati I run for MCA juu I was very generous kwa wasee wa keg na cham shopping center. But I knew better nilijua hapa najichimba tu. Abisai has no charisma just money. Which is usually not enough. Arudi ajenge ma nyumba na akule hard kienyeji meat huko kakamega awache jokes
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Before uingie politics patia Nabii ama baba mkia tight
I can win bila kutumia pesa. Siasa ni kama kutongoza. Woo people with money and they will leave you ukisota.
Seduce their brains with sweet words and sell them a fantasy. Pesa tumia tu kidogo and you’ll be good.
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Good luck to him. Kama ataleta maendeleo why not
Mjinga yeye. Hizo morrions angefanya kitu in advance constituency imtambue b4 election he wouldn’t be crying
You think the likes of sonko and ndindi who enter out of nowhere and win use such fail-ready strategies?