Special thread to collect and preserve KTALK Sage quotes.

General
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Once in a while some true wisdom is dished out here.Lets share the greatest quotes you’ve heard around here. Let me start.

“Mwanamke huwa ametombwa akili kabla ya kutombwa mwili”
“Women tend to suppress sexual information while niggers exaggerate”
“Kunguru hafugiki”
Will add as I remember.

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@M2Random naona umeguza mtu…

Wise words indeed.

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@M2Random certified village singo matha and Kunguru veteran expert.

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All that and more is documented at ktalk lexicon.

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A shaved pussy is a busy pussy ~ shun tzu

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:D:D:D:D:D

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Maji chafu hai chafuki

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I read this one somewhere in here too, “Kuma usioila yakuwashia nini.”

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Kumbe @LIEN akituambia hapa amekamua dem juu ya carton box ni kubeba aliambiwa abebe hio box aweke kwa gari ndiposa apewe contacts? Now we know

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Angalia Ktalk Lexicon https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?link-forums/ktalk-lexicon.28/

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Meffi thread

Woriahe umbwa ghasia takataka

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That is for lexicon as you mentioned. Am talking about QUOTES.

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Pigwa miti Mbwa. Unafuata fuata mwanaume kama malaya. Tombwa mkundu huko.

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vunja mbuzi mguu , kesi baadae

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Mbizi ndio gani tena?

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:smiley:

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[FONT=courier new]Some people are generally slow[/FONT]
[FONT=courier new]circa 250 AD[/FONT]

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kama hutaki kufuatwa kaPost meffi kwa kumaMako. msenge wewe

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vijay malaya ni nani?