soul ties and heavenly harem

[system]

Based on books I’ve read, I have it on excellent authority that all the women you’ve banged on earth will be your heavenly wives

Your heavenly harem will be composed of the women you’ve banged on earth.

If you’re in the habit of banging stinky hoes from sofia joy, then your harem will be composed of very funny-looking momos.

If you’re in the habit of banging only the good-looking chics, then your heavenly harem will resemble a models ramp.

Everytime you feel like banging a woman, subject her to the harem test. If she passes, lift her dress and caress her labia. If she fails the harem test, abandon her like the landwhale she is.

[wickednwild]

First question,do we all qualify to heaven

[count_dracula]

Wewe ni yule kijana alitombwa matako highschool? Ulipata soul tie za usenge

[Demakuvu]

@Tauren

Based on books I’ve read, I have it on excellent authority that all the women you’ve banged on earth will be your heavenly wives

Your heavenly harem will be composed of the women you’ve banged on earth.

If you’re in the habit of banging stinky hoes from sofia joy, then your harem will be composed of very funny-looking momos.

If you’re in the habit of banging only the good-looking chics, then your heavenly harem will resemble a models ramp.

Everytime you feel like banging a woman, subject her to the harem test. If she passes, lift her dress and caress her labia. If she fails the harem test, abandon her like the landwhale she is.

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All I want for my birthday

[Bazuka]

@Tauren

I have it on excellent authority that all the women you’ve banged on earth will be your heavenly wives

Na kama wanat*mbwa na ndume kumi?

[system]

@Bazuka

Na kama wanat*mbwa na ndume kumi?

izo ndume kumi zita share body parts. Mwingine atapata mattercore, mwingine miguu, mwingine kichwa… mwingine ulimi, e.t.c

[tombayeye]

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[MajorProphet]

@Tauren

Based on books I’ve read, I have it on excellent authority that all the women you’ve banged on earth will be your heavenly wives

Your heavenly harem will be composed of the women you’ve banged on earth.

If you’re in the habit of banging stinky hoes from sofia joy, then your harem will be composed of very funny-looking momos.

If you’re in the habit of banging only the good-looking chics, then your heavenly harem will resemble a models ramp.

Everytime you feel like banging a woman, subject her to the harem test. If she passes, lift her dress and caress her labia. If she fails the harem test, abandon her like the landwhale she is.

Jaba Baze theories