Sori If I sound Insensitive, But................

Why do Kenyans like testing fate like monkeys with loaded AKs?

I mean, you decide to pile your entire family into an old saloon car and drive home from a funeral at 2am in the morning on an unfamiliar road? I mean, if you are carrying 7 members of your family, including kids, why drive at night, dodging speeding buses and trailers? Why not book two rooms, for just 1000 bob, and drive in the morning when fresh?

What’s more, why take risks by overtaking when you can’t see ahead clearly?

Hii ujinga itawamaliza…

One lesson passed from my paros to me is never travel with your whole family in the same car, whether a mat or my own jallopy

Mzae ni nini kuhara mapost ovyo ovyo? Ama ni MSiM amekunyima juu chemist wamekataa kumuuzia ammonium salts za kukufufua ukishapoteza fahamu baada ya shot moja?

Honestly, common sense is not common. What might work for you kwa mwingine anaona ni upus na time wasting. Who knows why they were rushing back? It might have been important, it might not have been, ama hakuwa anataka kuspend more time away. Stop getting miffed over things you have no control over. Stop wailing over spilt milk and wondering what if. It won’t change the outcome

You can never cheat death ye old Potato. Ile yako pale Matuu haikuwa imefika.

@Webdev, that picture of you is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in all my 64 years. You sir, are a sick, twisted faggot. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Consider this. Some families are made up of just two people. What advice do you have for such families?

Hii in my opinion huwa triple distilled ujinga. Sasa when it comes to food, do you buy unga from different batches to ensure kama kuna sumu msikufe wote, na maji, wengine wakunywe ya kanju, wengine aquamist, nyama kwa butchery, wengine wanunue ng’ombe ya Narok wengine ng’ombe ya Laikipia. Na wakati al shabab walikuwa wanatandika makanisa, wengine walibadilisha church?

@admin, @old monk, I know I cannot unsee the picha posted by @Web Dev, but can you please remove it?

traveling at night is the issue

Hata kwetu ni hivyo pia

nilikuwa na hiyo tabia ya ujinga ya kukunywa usiku then nadrive mpaka machakos na maboyz na manyoka overnight kukunywa kutombana then asubuhi kudrive mbio mpaka nairobi ndio bibi asijue nilienda mayakos , bila kulala except ile one hour ya after kukamua nyoka . one day tukirudi fatigue got me and nikalala kuamka ni trailer iko mbele nikaroll hapo small world na manyoka zangu mara tatu gari ikakuwa upside down uzuri kulikuwa tu na minor injuries . nilifika home na mahasira sikuambia bibi kitu . from that day nilirent mancave immediately . fatigue causes accidents not alcohol . full hekaya in two weeks

ati aflatoxin is dangerous…:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

…and alcohol causes fatigue/drowsiness/impaired judgement…do not wring your hands after you have dispatched someone’s child(ren) to kingdom come…

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Hii hapa ndio ujinga ya waafrika imewafikisha ati you can’t cheat death , god loved you more, siku yako ikifika imefika and such shit .this gives them a green light to act the fool , overload , overlap, speed etc
That chap was probably exhausted driving in unfamiliar roads , if he had just decided to rest drive the next day this would have been a different story[/SIZE]

It was really sad. There is another car sijui ni homabay where the driver tried to overtake more than four vehicles at a go. Three occupants died.

^^^^^^^^1,000 likes @Kaffir.

After finding out all causes of accidents and as such, avoiding them,teach every bafoon behind the wheel on the best driving practices and ensure they abide, rid our roads of any form accident, come back here and pen such fluff… Because then, we’ll all be having the time n energy to walk.

now, which one do you mean?

noun: fluff; plural noun: fluffs
[ol]
[li]1.[/li]soft fibers from fabrics such as wool or cotton that accumulate in small light clumps.
“he brushed his sleeve to remove the fluff”
synonyms: fuzz, lint, dust, dustballs, dust bunnies
“fluff on her sleeve”
[ul]
[li]any soft downy substance, especially the fur or feathers of a young mammal or bird.[/li][/ul]
[li]2.[/li]entertainment or writing perceived as trivial or superficial.
“the movie is a piece of typical Hollywood fluff”
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^^^don’t try too hard to sound intelligent @Fire. Pris.

Umeona urban dictionary?