Somewhere Within my Ball, 'Typical' Luos Showed Up

General
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Obnoxious

It’s other Luos that make Raila’s presidency unimaginable

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@admin please nataka kuangusha hekaya while it’s still hot. Nimetoka kulipa watchman flani pale parking ya Sarit Center 470 shillings saa hii. Lakini hekaya ntawapa vipi wadau when pale chini it reads ‘you have insufficient privileges to post here’?!

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Waambie In 94 you managed A in kcse na IQ yako ni over 140…hawatakusumbua tena.

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UOTP.

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They speak 1 word in English, and like 30 in luish.

Na that 1 word was a conjunction

They then left with the lady… Nway, she was a shoe (kiatu)

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sasa nimekuelew, Somali Baller was balling, vibing a lady from the lake… then the dim eyes orangutans showed up, intimidated you and took away your catch?

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It was swooooosh! N they waited for her, then she went with them

RWNBPORK

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i never miss this madnesss

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wewe mwehu umetoka pango gani

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I thought you said you aren’t interested in them women?

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Wild swine.

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Ulinyanganywa bibi?

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Fixed

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Kila mtu akule kwao

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

ukichengwa tulia

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Sungura alipokosa zabibu