Somebody Please Help Me Do This For My 'Crush' @Aviator

Please embed the YouTube clip of Andrea Bocelli doing 'I Can’t Help falling in Love With You"

Asante.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPizIaBPhSg

I hope your ego won’t be crashed by your crush.

Aviator amezoea kupea ng’ombe zake Artificial insemination yeye Mwenyewe and it makes her all wet. Chunga asikuingize ma straw kwa matako.

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Thanks @HAKI YANGU. There’s another version that Andrea did solo in Las Vegas. I think that’s ethereal. Can you post that one?

And you weak, pink herbivore men. Just because @aviator is a strong, independent woman that’s why you hate? You are a shame to all men, you weaklings. I love a strong woman.Nothing as sexy as staring into the eyes of a "leopardess’ when you dick is buried deep inside her…

Special dedication to you, sweetie…

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Eish… Kahora menii… Let Mzae have his piece of cake

:D:D:D:D:D…ii yako si bangi ni ile powder ya fuse ya transformer…

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Thanks @HAKI YANGU. That’s the version I wanted.

Na huyu mwanamke ako wapi when I need her?

Thanks fiud masho. I will write you a poem in revenge. Wacha nianze tonight.

Mungich meffiii

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Ngai! Huyo Msee anajua kutega mtego. What agreat rendition. @aviator ameingia box kaa amefunga macho. Thanks!

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Have I? Not yet. Am old school. The Hunter must put sufficient effort to capture the prey. The effort must be more than what Mureithi put since guka isn’t paying any goats.

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@Nattydread, D-Day nazima stima zote. Nawasha candle nne, for each of the four corners of the bed.

Naweka Maria Callas akiimba Schubert’s ‘Ave Maria’. Gugu usikie. Heavenly.

Nashikilia @aviator like my way to paradise depends on it - which it will any way.

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My instincts tell me that FeudMachal is a marathoner, has the stamina to hunt long and slow the way a pack of dingoes does. You’ll be so dizzy utakuja umeivaa kwa kichwa Wanjohi-style…:slight_smile:

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One of my ever-lasting regrets is that I have to share this country with such retarded syphilitic monkeys like @uwesmake. Sub-humans who have nothing to offer except an endless stream of shitty ujinga, which they somehow think is witty. Kazi ni kula, kutomba na kunia like the wild animals they are. Kumanina!

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Wewe ajuza @FieldMarshal CouchP wacha masiara. Huyo binti bado hajatoa slesi kwa mganga, na mimi nishaanza mambo yangu. Kama wataka kushikwa na mapumbu endelea braza. Ngoja mganga apate slesi zake, alafu wewe uendee zako kama zitakuwa zimebaki.

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Sawa Lannister.

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Kihiki Kia mikosi…ariithagio ta mburi ni muriithi . Wewe utaweza ?

How now?

We always pay our debt. Na huyo binti sijamfanyia inavyostahili. :smiley:

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