When it comes to food mimi sinanga aibu. We were out for lunch. Me my friend and his new girl friend. I asked for Ugali matumbo, my friend ordered ugali fry and the damsel ordered chapati minji. When my ugali was finished kama kawa i shouted at the waiter "leta ugali saucer ". I noticed my friends ugali was also about to kwisha and asked him if he also wanted ugali saucer…he said no thank u, Tuka endelea kukula… the lady received a phone call and had to step outside since the kibanda was noisy…While she was out msee rukias my ugali saucer and then tells me elewa terrence.
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Kama damsel alikubali kuingia kibanda, doesn’t that alone tell your friend something? Alafu sasa kukaendaje?
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Orie papa!
Aache maringo one day atasahau na aitishe saucer mbili
Some stories are just meant to be in facebook not here, maybe i’m just getting old.
alirudi na tukaendelea na msosi
true…very true
when last did u post a thread here. Criticizing other pples threads ndio zenyu
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Mi say be real, true to oneself…Stick to your lane…that way you’ll always be happy in spirit and every other aspect…
Zat aside…
I second @spax …KAMA KITU NI YA FB NI YA FB…Why am i saying these…!!!
Umejipa kazi ya Kupost vile uliitisha ugali saucer , dame akatoka, your guy akarukia your ugali and thats it…
WHAT’S THE MORAL OF THE STORY??? ANYZING???
Two, HAPA WE MILLIONAIRES/BILLIONAIRES…WE DINE AND WINE PLACE FOOD NI BUFFET…HIZI SHIDA NDOGO NDOGO ZA UGALI SAUCER SISI APAN TAMBUA…
Zree, ALLOW ME TO CALL YOU A goat PRIS…
ZENKU…
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Hehehe mimi kwanza huitisha ugali mbili mbele ya madem if hiyo day i spent working out. Sasa nikiwa na my friends huwa tunaitisha ugali mbili n divide every 2 guys. We don’t give a damn what others think or will say
What’s wrong with this post? Most of the guys like you who complain are the ones with least number of posts. All you do is whine all day with zero funny/constructive/educative posts.
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Kwanza wewe The last post u placed here you lifted it from crazy Monday. Meaning not creative enough to create something of your own
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guka1 aliwafunza jana tu na nikama mumesahau
I think you have selective amnesia. Most of us read the daily nation thanks to mandazi moto and we complain a lot about the cartoons, the copied stories from here and yet we have never written any article on our local dailies, right!
So don’t pretend you have the moral authority to tell me not to complain, I have every right to do so.
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@spax, karibu kibandani uwache kelele
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Better stay without posting than do a crappy post. Wewe ni Mluhya?
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if u feel my posts are crappy u have the freedom to block me and u will never view my posts again, Simple, go to my profile and click the ignore button. So bcoz i love ugali that makes me luhya? stop stereotyping
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chunga sana vile unaongelesha my bae
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Hawa birioneas wa ma buffet hawajai tuonyesha ata front elevation ya fork kwa izo 10star hotels.cc the loudest nigga in the room is always the brokest
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billionaires don’t live to dine but dine to live ,so we are always in a hurry,they are more better things to do than eating
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ARE WE IN A RACE OR SUMN AND YOU NOT TELLING US???
Loudest , Silentiest or whatever…means nothing to us and doesnt change our status…WE FUCKING MIRRIONAIRES / BIRRIONAIRES DUM DUM…and we dont have to Justify that…GOT IT???
Now go and get some rest boy…you might have had a rough day…Us we just chilling kwa Sauna after a busy day ya kucheza golf and some swimming…
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Aaaawwww thanks dear for being my guardian angel.;)
i will always be there for you honey
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