Some Advice for My Friend

Hello guys, I need your advice here.

Way back when I was living in Athi River, there is this joint that I used to frequent on weekends for booze and football. There is also this man who was a member of the same joint. Every time I visited the place, he was always there. Trouble started when we clashed at a match between Arsenal and Man U. Since he supported the latter and I was an ardent Arsenal supporter, our argument became intense to the level that we had a fist fight. We became sworn enemies from then on.

Sometime later I met someone’s daughter and we started dating. Two years down the line, we decided to carry this thing further and officially introduce ourselves to her family. So recently we visited the family at their home in Athi River only to find out that that ‘someone’ is the same person we fought two years ago and became sworn enemies.

So apparently during the visit, he chased me out and told me I will only marry her daughter over his dead body. I consulted with the girl and she said her father will stop at nothing if we get married until amesambaratisha ndoa. She even stated that she tried persuading him but he vowed never to bless the marriage. The way I know Kambas, I am left with two options. Should I wait until he dies so that I marry her daughter because am fond of her or should I move on? Because It is three months of waiting without any good news.

There should be a fully fledged thread for fantasy and or things that never happened.

Iam sure wewe ndio ulianzisha hiyo vita, typical of Arsenal fans na mdomo mingi. Let me guess, wewe ni lightweight?

Your friend is stupid who fight strangers as old as their father in the bar? because of football madness.
Is he a product of a single mother seeking cheap publicity and validation.

Next time try to be creative as well, A baby class toddler has a better creativity compared to you Mr. fossil

:D:D.Ngojea akufe man. Wiith this Rona thing uko na advantage

A juvenile mafwi tucker tucker thread

Itabidi aoe kwingine halafu aweke huyo muchichana wa Man U supporter kama side chick lakini akue anatomba yeye ile serious ya kutoa machungu.

How do you go for an introduction when she’s not carrying your kid. Confirm she is pregnant before going to see the parents. Ama she has delivered already.

Ni kama alifinywa kama burukenge :D:D

Makamasi umeamua kutudanganya asubuhi

how did u end up fighting over a foot ball match?

Hehehe next time please vaa a full man u kit( original sio vitu umeokota gikosh) and find other older man u fans to accompany you.
Tell the old man that you will even name your first son Pogba to appease the old man’s soul.

legally you dont need your fathers permission to marry

People - heck, brothers even - have been known to murder each other over a football match.

Mawazo yenye rutuba

This will work like a charm

Sounds like fiction. But if true, just reconcile. The fight and sworn enmity should be brushed aside with a hearty laugh and move on as in laws

malisaa

my friend/cousin = you…
anyway,kama mko serious Sana chukua huyo msichana muishi nayeye na umdunge mimba… father in law mtaelewana mbele after ameona grandson wake

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