Solemn appeal

the number of accidents have witnessed today I appeal to all talkers to drive carefully, to peasants ride carefully and the rest walk carefully check right left right before crossing roads. Don’t drink and drive or ride. Every machine user manual states categorically that don’t operate a machine while intoxicated.
Also as you fuck ur wives hoes and girlfriend remember as there are road accidents so are bedroom accidents.
Take great care guys. No need to loose your pathetic life because of happiness of just one day. Av counted my income today and now am resting. Do something which will raise you only economic wise

Unaweza kua sober ukidrive then ukule slices za bibi ya wenyewe then unyongwe na mfupa ya kuku udie. Enjoy your life. Lakini don’t drink and drive

I still remember your story ya HIV kwa hospital. Did your friend die ?

He is still in hospital, getting better

If you really must maim or kill somebody due to drinking and driving we request you to kill yourself, not another innocent motorist or their wife or children. I knew somebody who killed 5 people while driving an uninsured unroadworthy car, he had no driver’s licence. He was a preacher.