Soft skills etiquette

This ladys sends a mails saying she is proceeding on maternity leave.She want us to know who to talk to when we need services rendered by her.

What am supposed to say in reply.Receiving the mail and keeping mum about it sounds weird

“Safe delivery”

“Best wishes for you and your baby”

Help please,anyone offer the best kind of reply

Just reply and tell her Wakanda Forever.… It means anything and everything. But mostly its just crap:D:D:D

Congratulate her on her new bundle of joy. Make a joke about sleepless nights or something.

Don’t be weird.

Ask her what was she upto 9 months ago !

reply to her “DO YOU MIND DRY FRY FROM THE BACKDOOR”

Hapa mimi sijui.

Just look for a mtungi wa maji, sit on it and ask yourself, “What would @uwesmake do?”

Tell her to Pray Until Something Happens. (Push)

ask her whether she conceived in missionary ama doggy style

Dear xx,

We/I wish you the very best and remain hopeful to receive good news of the bundle of joy yet to join us.

Baraka tele!

Best Regards,
Kimakia.

Stay Quiet, Mwanaume hapana congratulate jasho ya mwanaume mwingine

Kuja niongezee maskio

ask if banging her can be considered a 3some !

Well received. Thank you and good luck!

What’s so difficult?

mwambie yeye sio wa kwanza kuzaa

Ask her if she has ever tried a back door…back door entrace…i mean its a life changer.