Social distancing chronicles: ni kunoma

After all watering holes shut down, people started becoming clrver
There is some field in kitengela past EPZ near the railway line, people used to park there and drink but of late the whole thing has been taken to a whole new level…
Went there on Sunday and the place was packed full, kila mahali magari n’a hadi nyangau zingine zilikua Zinachoma nyama…
On Monday the crowd was also quite sizeable, wednesday passed there to collect some drinks Kuna entrepreneurs wanauza kwa Gari before heading kwa nyumba…
The road had started having unusual heavy traffic and had suspected by this weekend/ Friday start of Easter katanuka makarau wataland hapo…
Leo nikaamua nipitie nishike kasix pack nikiishia around 5, when heading down the EPZ stretch towards hiyo kiwanja 2 subarus weezed past me n’a speed ingine si ya kawaida…
Kuteremka kidogo got a more clear view ya hiyo area/kiwanja, it was full of dust vumbi kila mahali n on the other side ya lami, magari zilikua zinakimbia kwa nyasi ka ghasia… There are some trees growing all along the side of the road
20 mètres ahead nikaona Lori ya ap blocking barabara n people being dragged n’a kukalishwa kwa lami…
Brake, reversed for around 500M, quick turn nakuinua, to join the multitude of cars emerging kando ya barabara…
Next it’s the field near club 034 towards isinya, coz most of these guys just proceeded to that place n majority wanatoka south b,/c…
Official end of drinking

Three words to the likes of you,Fukien, stupid bonobos

Same thing happened to joggers and cyclists in bomas and karura forest…

So mtu anabuy pombe anaenda kukunywa kwa gari kwa kiwanja?? Where is the sense in that?? Si hata heri mpange mkiwa mabeshte mshike pombe mfanye house party design ya campo kids. Mkiwa wasee kama wanne and some bitchez all you need is keja ya one of you mwenye ni senior bachelor and issa plan.

Alternatively be like me. Nunua mizinga kadhaa weka home kunywa pole pole na uzoee maisha ya lockdown.

Naona ulitry kujoin lakini walikukazia juu unakaa mtiaji utasema kwa karao

Brownskin ata thermal image ya mzinga sijakataa nisafiche mecho. Nimetolewa mbio hapo shell roysa kwa marima za garage nikimesa nusu ya triple Ace :smiley:

Kisha mfanye eightsome Ile design ya Eldoret

Natushindwe kuperform…

Company very important, n just to while away pombe ya hao ime ishinda

If you choose company over your health, be my guest. I don’t mind drinking at home for a few months before this mess blows over.

Hahahaha. Imagine buana

But kama field ni kubwa and people can observe social distancing shida ya makarao iko wapi??

Shida ni ati hawata observe distancing.

How many years are you going to remain with your silly campus mentality