There is this issue of ladies who will go mute on you for a while then one day she appears with a “Hi” on your DM then 3rd chat is “am in a fix, in need cash to sort blah blah blah”. If you know someone who is that type, let her know that men are social beings and not money vending machines, piga yeye block. She did not invest any social capital when all your chats were blue ticked, when phone calls and texts were ignored
I agree…
I play with their psychology.
Slaykwin: hi
Wanaruona: hi ume ni tupa.
Zako ni blue tick.
Slaykwin: si Sana.
Am in a fix.
Wanaruona: fix ya nini.
Slaykwin: I need 2k.
Wanaruona: 2k ya nini.
Slaykwin: shuguli flani. Bla bla bla.
Wanaruona: 2k Tu.
Slaykwin: Una kaa kuwa loaded.
Si uniongezee ifike 5k. Aki uko good.
Wanaruona: [SIZE=7]SINA.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] (Wanaruona blocks her).[/SIZE]
Ona this one… Nway i lost my bag nko tu na phone,plz kindly help me with 2k i have to go back to nairobi plz
:D:D:Dunamwambia nakam kwako unipee vitu nikupee doo. Yeye ndio atakublock
Fixed… 
And then unakula hiyo kitu kama baiskeli ya kuibiwa before blocking that nyangau and entering karura
Hapo hapo you also have cash na hakuna Mpesa karibu, ama dough ziko home akuje umpatilie huko…
Nyingine hii hapa… Niko na order ya lockers n am stuck smwea…
[SIZE=7]BETA MALES PROBLEMS[/SIZE]
Alika yeye Kwa mancave mujadiliane hiyo stuckness in length and in tightness… :D:D
Never have mercy on these people… They can pretend all they want but when they look at a man all they see is money, past money, current money, future money…
So pia were ukiwaona, quench your thirst kabisa…
Very simple fix. Tell her to pitia jioni for dinner and netflix. and then you will shugulikia her in the morning with her request before she leaves.
War of the sexes
Why do people see the need to lie to kunguruz? Ni kuogopa huwa mnaogopa ama? Mimi kunguru akijaribu kunihustle huwa namwambia “sikupatii” sio “sina” or some other bs excuse. I leave no doubt nimemnyima. This applies to wale kunguruz wa kuhustle mtu pesa na hata hujawahi ongeza mileage. For real side chics, kutoboka once in a while (within reason) is unavoidable as the man to keep things going. You can’t entirely avoid spending when spinning a plate especially if your preference is students.
:D:D:D:D:D elder ypur next drink is on me
Kuja chukua kwa keja.
Wapi? 90% of ladies will agree to this
Bitch ass nigga you’re confused. Wewe ndo huonba wanaume doo and not the other way around
Niaje incel. Naona you have finally grown the stones to quote me.
Hivo ndio nilikula block this week. Aliitisha doo nikaitisha video sex since nilikuwa far
Unamwambia atume nudes kama security, akituma unazima simu
Watu hutumia wasichana pesa ni watu wako na low self esteem.Inferiority complex.The only people unafaa utumie pesa ni your parents and young siblings who are still in school and the mother of your children.Majority of people hukuwa na hizi tabia za kutumia wanawake pesa are this fat obese working class guys and old men