So Much Free Time, Girls I Am Not Fucking and Stuff.

I have a crush on a girl and I am not twelve. She lives in my estate. She is sexy and smart and drinks like a fish. She loves drama and only seems interested in me when I am angry or seem frustrated about something. That is when she will seem to be so interested in my advances. She is starting to seem like trouble so I am making an effort to avoid her avoid her. Don’t stick dick in crazy.

There’s this brown skin girl with an okay face and massive ass at work… she is smart as hell and works harder than most people. No one takes her seriously though, everyone just assumes she got there by putting out. The boss is female. WATU! Smdh. She’s always getting hit on, but she’s Kamba so the art of curving runs through her veins. She even sanded and waxed me. I am smooth.

Remember Dude and Guy, they are back together now. I will secretly buy chocolates for the two for making up.

I flirted with a pregnant woman. SHE STARTED IT!

I met a girl on Saturday and I think I might settle with her and see how things will go.*

My import is arriving on Thursday.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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:smiley:

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you want motivation, huh?

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westi?
specs?

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ok

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…:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

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What r u saying nigga.

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Unasema nini ? shenzi

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go get your pubes tangled.

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“When you are truly intelligent you really don’t have to try very hard to sound intelligent.”
[SIZE=5]RAILA ODINGA, 1992[/SIZE]

“Being incoherent, say by stringing random words or sentences together, is not a sign of intellligence.”
[SIZE=5]@Mathaais, 2015[/SIZE]

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Can smell dry spell…

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No!

No doxing!

Algershiet!!!

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I don’t know myself.

Watching thread.

You should start shaving.

Not really…

Why you looking for a fight Boogerman?

Can you watch with your eyes instead of ass… umeinua mkundu juu unanukisha hii thread mavi.