So.. I need to be Cleansed?

So I banged a woman whose husband recently passed on, sasa sijui kama nilikuwa mtu wa kwanza after hio kisanga… bcuz i dint ask… now my lunje buddy over the weekend tukiwa base downing brew tells me, ati swara itanifuata and i need to be cleansed… sijui niende ocha kwa dagethari wa miti chamba anitengenezee concotion nioge nayo… nifukuze swara… eeh how many have passed through this kinda of shiet…

Ni nini iliua bwana ya huyo madam? Ambia beste yako akupatie details zote kama anazo.

Road accident… and i dint kula dry fry… mimi ni team kondomu

Chunguza zaidi. Hakikisha hamna suprise mahali.

Hata kama kuna surprise i wore rubber…kwani you dont get… ama ni surprise gani tena kaka?

Labda huyo mama ni red thigh

Go to infront of a mirror and study your forehead. Can you see any unusual activity, like a growth? Kama bado ngojea tu. The last person to do what you did grew a dick on his forehead.

:oops::slight_smile:

:D:D:D:D saitan !!! ati Kiero gitune ??

I thought that was only in cendro:D

Yaani kabla ata kaburi haiaja poromoka asha anza kugawa?? kana kweli these bitshes aint loyal !!

Achana na manyasi. Tafuta kondoo ya purple unyonge hiyo nyama mkule he marafiki na msipatie female relas.

Recently is relative mboss… plus nimekuwa niki pewa slices even when the guy was here on earth eating ugali.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Are you people serious? Hahahahahaha…

gone ! Kwisha wewe ,you will never dip that thing anywhere again !

Labda huyu alikuwa akikutengenezea dawa.

Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra penises in his luggage
37-year old Ming Zhang Wei was arrested this morning at the Jomo Kenyatta airport in Nairobi while carrying two suitcases full of animal penises.

He he he!

@Purple, your kondoo is not safe!

Hawa mundu ya cendro na Eastern will not get what you are trying to pass through. Kimila that is something that should worry you. Its bad kufungua hio kitu after the huzzy’s death and the mwoman used you for the cleansing purpose. Enda ingoo, tafuta wale wasee wakutolee hii tambiko.

Come to Jesus accept him as Lord and Savior…Any other thing is nonesence