SMS kutoka kwa MWK

[SnazzyKenyan]

Now, apparently this is the text I got after a night of DF.(nilipigwa na bumbuazi kama KaLooser na Weta n maDvD).
Background:; she is a biz woman, established her first biz ikakwama, left her hubby, went home but after a while they reconciled. Now, the hubby is what we call ‘small penis’ (figuratively). Or a sissy. (You get wat I mean!). He is from a well off fami n supports her (he established 2 biznesses zenye zimekunywa maji), but the kunguru says ‘hamsaidii’, which I refute, but can’t tell her to her face cz during DF time am thinking with my other ‘head’.
Recently, I dunno wat happened n they parted. Guy took off with the bed n mattress n left her with everything else in the house plus the kids.n he threatened that he’d not pay March rent.
Sawa wacha mumama aanze kuniletea stress, ooh ati ‘I only think abt sex n pombe’ (mind U I quit), ooh at I 'ako na stress, Mara shez wattsaping me pics of those kingsize NaKUMAtt (RIP) beds, followed by ‘Message not meant for you’-of course nilichorea kama @uwesmake akinyimwa na mono au @introvert akikosa omens kwa kibanda.
Haisuru, tukaendelea tu, kupigana kuni bila maswali.

One day (had withdrawn 50k for a supplier n kept the ekwiti receipt in my biz diary) n she came across it.
Next day, texts at I ooh simsaidii. In my mind am like ‘siungoje kwanza nijisaidie, ili nikusaidie, Mimi hapana mbirionea! Chieth!’.
But in all honesty,Mimi ni ‘muriu muriu’ tu.(if u undstnd Greek, that’s colloquial word for ‘hustler’). I help her out, wen am able to. Kusort credit issues daily n other small issues kama za power tokens, n a kampesa here n there for ‘shopping ya watoto’. (Mind you,she runs a hotel biz, When I eat there I pay hehehee).

Saaasaaaa, this is the shock tht came on Sat by text.

"Mi nmekaa nkafikira nkaona I dn need this rlship anymore.Mi kudate mtu hatusaidiani nayy;Ni ujinga @ my age.I need someone who cn support me,not only bed things.I hv alot in my mind and in my life;n to be in some rlship is to do more harm thn good.Understand me bt let’s quit please’.

Wadau na wakUMBWA, is my goose cooked?

[Masood]

Move on. You cannot pretend to be desperate.

[gashwin]

you was dumbed

[Notapeoplesguy]

Sounds like she did you a favour. Move on. Why the ferk does she expect you kumlea kama mtoto wako?

[Greedy_Genius]

Wewe shida inakuondokea badala ufurahie.

[HABILIS]

Things got complicated when the other nigga up and left… Now you have to fill those shoes my guy. Its either you step up… Or umuone kwa rear view mirror.

[devani]

Mini sponsor.thats what u r niccur.i tell u no bitch bellow 50 can convince u that u satisfy her sexually.u hav a small dick precisely to lady thats given birth already.

[Electronics4u]

@gashwin

you was dumbed

And its hurting. Ndio amekimbia hapa for a shoulder to cry on.

[hakimoto]

Write your reply…mkono mtupu haulambwi my fren.

[123tokambio]

Kwerra kabisa!!! Mbaff!!

[hakimoto]

Write your reply…M2random is typing…

[Wiltordo]

Ye

@SnazzyKenyan

Now, apparently this is the text I got after a night of DF.(nilipigwa na bumbuazi kama KaLooser na Weta n maDvD).
Background:; she is a biz woman, established her first biz ikakwama, left her hubby, went home but after a while they reconciled. Now, the hubby is what we call ‘small penis’ (figuratively). Or a sissy. (You get wat I mean!). He is from a well off fami n supports her (he established 2 biznesses zenye zimekunywa maji), but the kunguru says ‘hamsaidii’, which I refute, but can’t tell her to her face cz during DF time am thinking with my other ‘head’.
Recently, I dunno wat happened n they parted. Guy took off with the bed n mattress n left her with everything else in the house plus the kids.n he threatened that he’d not pay March rent.
Sawa wacha mumama aanze kuniletea stress, ooh ati ‘I only think abt sex n pombe’ (mind U I quit), ooh at I 'ako na stress, Mara shez wattsaping me pics of those kingsize NaKUMAtt (RIP) beds, followed by ‘Message not meant for you’-of course nilichorea kama @uwesmake akinyimwa na mono au @introvert akikosa omens kwa kibanda.
Haisuru, tukaendelea tu, kupigana kuni bila maswali.

One day (had withdrawn 50k for a supplier n kept the ekwiti receipt in my biz diary) n she came across it.
Next day, texts at I ooh simsaidii. In my mind am like ‘siungoje kwanza nijisaidie, ili nikusaidie, Mimi hapana mbirionea! Chieth!’.
But in all honesty,Mimi ni ‘muriu muriu’ tu.(if u undstnd Greek, that’s colloquial word for ‘hustler’). I help her out, wen am able to. Kusort credit issues daily n other small issues kama za power tokens, n a kampesa here n there for ‘shopping ya watoto’. (Mind you,she runs a hotel biz, When I eat there I pay hehehee).

Saaasaaaa, this is the shock tht came on Sat by text.

"Mi nmekaa nkafikira nkaona I dn need this rlship anymore.Mi kudate mtu hatusaidiani nayy;Ni ujinga @ my age.I need someone who cn support me,not only bed things.I hv alot in my mind and in my life;n to be in some rlship is to do more harm thn good.Understand me bt let’s quit please’.

Wadau na wakUMBWA, is my goose cooked?

Yes, your goose is cooked. Next!

[bure]

Shinda ikikuondokea Shukuru…just keep quiet hata message usirespond

[WuTang]

Sasa wewe unataka nini kwa an old and tired puthi when there are childless 23 year olds with fewer demands? Wanaume mbona hamjipendi?

[Mathaais]

Tulisema hii mambo ya mtu kupata jaamaa amesave game unaifungua unaendelea kucheza watu waache na kama ni lazima, take your slices and disappear.

[Okwonkwo]

@SnazzyKenyan

Now, apparently this is the text I got after a night of DF.(nilipigwa na bumbuazi kama KaLooser na Weta n maDvD).
Background:; she is a biz woman, established her first biz ikakwama, left her hubby, went home but after a while they reconciled. Now, the hubby is what we call ‘small penis’ (figuratively). Or a sissy. (You get wat I mean!). He is from a well off fami n supports her (he established 2 biznesses zenye zimekunywa maji), but the kunguru says ‘hamsaidii’, which I refute, but can’t tell her to her face cz during DF time am thinking with my other ‘head’.
Recently, I dunno wat happened n they parted. Guy took off with the bed n mattress n left her with everything else in the house plus the kids.n he threatened that he’d not pay March rent.
Sawa wacha mumama aanze kuniletea stress, ooh ati ‘I only think abt sex n pombe’ (mind U I quit), ooh at I 'ako na stress, Mara shez wattsaping me pics of those kingsize NaKUMAtt (RIP) beds, followed by ‘Message not meant for you’-of course nilichorea kama @uwesmake akinyimwa na mono au @introvert akikosa omens kwa kibanda.
Haisuru, tukaendelea tu, kupigana kuni bila maswali.

One day (had withdrawn 50k for a supplier n kept the ekwiti receipt in my biz diary) n she came across it.
Next day, texts at I ooh simsaidii. In my mind am like ‘siungoje kwanza nijisaidie, ili nikusaidie, Mimi hapana mbirionea! Chieth!’.
But in all honesty,Mimi ni ‘muriu muriu’ tu.(if u undstnd Greek, that’s colloquial word for ‘hustler’). I help her out, wen am able to. Kusort credit issues daily n other small issues kama za power tokens, n a kampesa here n there for ‘shopping ya watoto’. (Mind you,she runs a hotel biz, When I eat there I pay hehehee).

Saaasaaaa, this is the shock tht came on Sat by text.

"Mi nmekaa nkafikira nkaona I dn need this rlship anymore.Mi kudate mtu hatusaidiani nayy;Ni ujinga @ my age.I need someone who cn support me,not only bed things.I hv alot in my mind and in my life;n to be in some rlship is to do more harm thn good.Understand me bt let’s quit please’.

Wadau na wakUMBWA, is my goose cooked?

Achana na kunguru.

[dusko]

That’s how she typed out the sms ama ni wewe? If it’s her, refer to @Okwonkwo’s comment.

[Encore]

she had 2 choices hustler n big dick or sponsor with small dick she chose the former …i dont see why you are worried with the consequences she facing

[vuja_de]

ShenzyKenyan

[satisfied_mshukiwa]

that’s good riddance of bad rubbish.