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which are the craziest lines you have ever used to convince a kunguru to give you acess to punany land??

I have used two and they work wonders i tell you.

THE COMMON ONE
There’s this common one used by all dudes and works miracles. The common line of “Nitaingiza kichwa tu”, translating to you inserting only the head of your mjulubeng. The line is a cliche as it has been over used but you won’t fail to find females in 2018 falling for it. Little they find out that “si kichwa pekee inaingia hadi shingo pia”.

MY PERSONALISED LINE
When a female is not that convinced I pull the " nataka kuona tu vile inakaa". I don’t know why but Kenyan females still fall for it convinced that you will only see it and that’s that. They don’t know that “si macho pekee inaona but jamaa wa huko chini anataka kuona action”, when they realize the trick, my balls are deep propagating that pussy.

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Virgin detected. Most females don’t allow you to LOOK not even stare unless you have been tapping it.

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virgin ni wewe.

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stair=ngazi, stare= kuona… easy.

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Osungu.dll encountered a fatal error.

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@Marty McFly ,stair? Kwani wewe ni midget, hufikii hii kitu? :D:D

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TRIED AND TESTED LINES …
( these ones work all the time …)

  1. Last night I looked up at the stars and named a reason why I love you for each one. I was doing great—until I ran out of stars.

  2. Life without you is like a broken pencil: pointless.

  3. You’re so pretty I forgot what I was going say.

  4. You are my best friend, my shoulder to lean on, the one person I know I can count on; you’re the love of my life, you’re my one and only, you’re my everything.

4 Whatever our souls are made of, yours and mine are the same.

  1. I put a tear in the ocean; when you find it, I’ll stop loving you.

  2. I love you babe, and everytime I see you, I want to hold you in my arms and never let go. You’re the girl that fills all the little dark places in my heart.

  3. [Hand extended] Mind holding this while I go for a walk?

  4. You deserve the world, and I know I can’t give that to you. So I’ll give you the next best thing: my world.

  5. I fall in love with you everytime I look into your beautiful eyes.

  6. Are you Google? Cause you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

  7. I miss you when I’m not with you. When I’m not with you, all I do is think about you. When I think about you, I just want to be with you. When I’m with you it’s like all of my dreams have come true.

  8. You are my North, my South, my East and West, my working week and my Sunday rest.

  9. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say, I love you.

  10. I sent an angel to look over you at night. The angel came back a minute later, and I asked why. It told me angels don’t watch other angels.

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This reminds me of high school.

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He is a certified self declared faggot. Be very careful.

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upussy mtupu…ambia mtu unampenda fulstop hii maneno ya Shakespeare apan tambua mimi

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Boss ,
Simple approaches are for Virgins and Nymohos …

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Hardened Hood Hoes and Slay Queens require a more sophisticated approach …

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to me sqs issa no no

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:D:D:Dmy engine is roaring so hard righr now
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Ironically, the best way to get the eteenar is not to ask for it?

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Who uses lines anymore. Just start kissing the bitch and peleka mkono kwa kuma. Ukiskia ako wet, hit it…not many can resist after kissing, kudara boobs na mkono ndani ya panty

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Hapo tuko pamoya kapsaaaa

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High school tingz

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Watoto wa class 5 ndio watakubali hizo lines zako. Schupid.

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Then I must be the luckiest fella on planet. Normally, I meet with a girl, we chat like for a week, on the eighth day, yeye mwenyewe hujipa. Its worked for like two girls now

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leta hekaya hapa ama ni @kelele tuu