SLICES FOR SAVING THE DAY

Manze @Adeudeu amenikumbusha story za hapo Afya Center ikabidi niangushe hekaya to that effect.
Kuna day flani nilikua narudi campo from zile ma long holiday. Saa hizo nimeamsha lappy ingine apo ivo mambo mbay (HP Envy). Si unajua ukitaka kuenda ocha izo ma side za western western ivi na unadai kufika fasta unaingia kwa chopper kama Blue Line ama North Rift Shuttle. Story za Mbukinya ama Eldoret Express achia kina @Adeudeu wakwaruzwe na paka.
Sasa izi chopper hupatikana pale tu kando ya Afya Center. Si mi nikaamua nifike huko nichukue mat nirudi stress za kuchapwo exile.
Kufika kwa mat nikapata mungikiress flani ndio anachukua ferare akitoa ma receipt tu apo nyuma ya ndai. Kulikua pia na mafemale wawili walikua wamekuja kuboard hio mat. Gauging from their height and complexion, they were Kalenjin. Kabla mi na hao Wakale tulipe ferare, huyo mungikiress akatuambia tuingie kwa mat watachukua fare tukiwa ndani. Si mungich mwenzake akachukua mabag za hao mafemale akaziweka kwa boot kisha akaja kwa mat akawaitisha ferare. Wakampa. I dont know why but hakuniitisha zangu. Mi nikaendelea kuskiza mix ya dj bunduki tu polepole. Otherwise I could have paid him.
After a few minutes yule mungikiress naye akaja akaniitisha ferari akanipa receipt. Kuitisha wale madem wakamwambia washapea ule boys alikua anaweka bags kwa boot. Mungikiress akadai hajawahiona mtu kama huyo. Ju mat ilikua almost full na wanatuchelewesha, mungikiress akaambia hao wakale washuke wakatafute ferare. Wakaanza kulia.
Being the caring citizen that I am. Nikaambia huyo madha aache utiaji ju niliona walikua pamoja na ule mungich alichukua ganji ya wale madem. Furthermore ni ye mwenyewe alidai tuingie kwa mat watakujia ferare tukiwa inadi. Nikamwambia ndai haitoki hapo bila hao madem. Mapassanger wengine wakaingilia and the mungikiress lost the case. Si tukachomoka kwenda Eldy. Kumbuka mi nimerudisha headphone kwa kichwa naskiza doba mdogomdogo. Tenda wema nenda zako. You know.
Kufika Cheptiret mzae nilikua nimekaa naye akashuka. One of the females akaja nilipokua nimekaa and thanked me for saving them (Hehe. Underline the word saving.) Baas! Mi nikamchapia haina mambo. I was just doing my civil duty.
Kuongea ongea nikajua pia yeye ni wa pale Moi Uni na akanipa namba yake ati tutabonga. Kwanza nikampeleka Hostel J na mimi nikaenda kwa maninja huko M.
Two days later si akanipigia jioni eti nimsaidie lappy aandike report ya attachment. Mi nikajijazia. Nikaruka shower nikapiga waba na nikabeba makondiko zangu favourite za femiplan (Zilikua zikinuka kama ma strawberry and could work wonders in case the pooosie had a stench)
Acha nisiwakasirishe na story mrefu. Nilifika huko na hakuna report tuliandika. Threshold tulifika lakini hutwo tuvitanda twa io hostel ni tudogo manze. Ilibidi tupeleke mechi kwa floor.

MORAL. When you save the day, do not act like you want payment. Kama ni slices zitajileta hata kama hujaulizia. Ni hayo tu.
*Sips Tea
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I can relate to that part ya kutenda wema

hapa umetunyoa lakini ni sawa tu!!

Good hekaya…

Very true and I believe your story too.Around 2009 there a lady friend had a nasty accident along Ngong rd just past Ngong Hills hotel the one owned by Matu Wamae.Being a Friday most of her buddies were either busy fucking or simply too drunk to realise there’s a person needing help on the other side of the line.After calling almost 10 people without any help forthcoming,for whatever reasons she called me as I was on my way home in Donholm area.Had it been a man I couldn’t have gone back but I could imagine how stressed she might be and panicky at night out there alone.Chap chap I took a taxi by now it was 2am and reached the scene,infact there’s nothing much I really did since some petrol station guys had already called police officers from Kilimani police station.She was just glad I was around.After towing the Passat(FSI) to the station we parted ways as she headed to Jamhuri estate.Fast forward,3 months later after the insurance facilitated her compensation,she purchased a Rav 4 and called me one evening in town,former Psys behind EABS building.When I arrived found her sipping some wine and my pilsner had already been ordered prior so I simply engaged and started guzzling.The lady came prepared,I can assure you she was 100% horny and kept on thanking me for having been there for her when everybody else didn’t. I immediately knew slices were on offer and couldn’t waste this chance. We left together for her place and let me assure you I undressed her in the living room and we both marched into the large bedroom for thorough thrashing. Sex all night till the following day.Kweli tenda wema and walk away,ikus italetwa maradufu…

Sheng Crap! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Hekaya poa… Lakini each niulize… Ni wewe huyo kwa kitanda unatoa nyele kwa meno na toothpick? :):slight_smile:

Noma sana! Hekaya iko fiti!

Good hekaya bwana Michael Anangwe lakini hio sheng yako ni ngumu kama ile ya Kayole

Sips wine sorry miss.

Appreciated

Yea. Chilling like boss before we embarked on the “project”

Shukraan

Hehe, sasa Anangwe ni nani tena.
we jua tu slices zililiwa. story na sheng ngumu jifanye hujaona

hekaya timam

every time i travel to eldy its therapeutic for me isipokua the volatile nature of our chamgeee brothers i would have bought land in ngeria…
I see youngins are coming up well on this issue of hekayas @Meria Mata @gashwin @mabenda4 @Kasighau @kush yule mnono @pimpin5000hoes @Tommy Lee Sparta our work is done !

Hehe. Tulia bana old blood. Anyway, thank you elders.

I agree kabisa. Zetu sasa zimekuwa zilizosomwa … big up @Mycoanash na @kitaka19

Cheza chini! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Megaking peana hekaya yako bila sheng. Meff