Sleeping with a tenant

I didn’t realize over the weekend it was end month. I’m not a wage slave in the real sense of the word but some times I forget because I get paid irregularly as a contractor.

I bumped into my tenant when out and about last weekend. One thing led to another I was back in my old apartment, which is now rented out to her. I know this apartment like the back of my hand and this lady has really done a good job with decor. I hadn’t been inside since she repainted the living room, which I was okay with when she moved in earlier this year, Feb to be precise.

She pays rent on time, by 1st midnight, since she moved in and now we are on day 3 and my bank balance hasn’t pinged. We have talked since Saturday but I didn’t find the need to ask about rent this month. Knowing how Nairobi women think, I fear that in her mind she has paid rent to the end of the year.

May be she forgot. I’ll wait to the end of the week.

This will be the most expensive post-PNC I’ve ever experienced.

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Endea tu another kukulana session mdau, halipi

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:green_emoji: :green_emoji:enda kwa kio, slap yourself, and acknowledge your stupidity… from now on rent ni shared puthy unless you kick her out…alafu upelekwe court for defilement, harassment and other nonsense. paka lube and next time think with your big head

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Just walk into a good agency, pay them their % and tell them to collect rent on your behalf. They will do the rest. While it is still hot, throw away that SIM card immediately.

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Hapa Streets, Kila shot ni 3 months rent .

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Hehe umejikaranga namafuta yako. she knew what she was doing from the word go.

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Mimi hushangaa do seasoned elders like this nigga never take anything home. I mean what’s the whole point of this kijiji that sets it apart from the rest???!

Please say you are trolling

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Kwisha wewe…never mix business with pleasure.

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I would never be this stupid. Any man old enough to remember maziwa ya nyayo should know kulala na your subordinates or in your case tenant ni kuharibu biashara.

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Ugua pole na Lucozade

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Huwa nakuambia wewe ni tosti mayai unaona kama nakutusi. Ona sasa :clown_face::clown_face::grin:

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I hope unatuchezea si stori ya ukweli

No No. Hapa I can write a book. But I digress. Hats off Bazuu

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Rent imekupiga chenga tu hivyo

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kumpaff mkamba myinga

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Bana kwa rentals za mzae kuna mzee
alitucheza.

At first hatukusumbuana kulipa rent

Alikaa sana bila kulipa rent kuenda kumtoa anaanza stori za three months notice.

So kumtenda tulitaka tuchukue vitu zake kabla ahame so nikaambia caretaker asikubali atoke.

Kumbe jamaa ametusoma ilifika jioni akanunua tei na nyama choma. caretaker alipewa kiasi za kuonja.

Yeye alikunywa akableki na hivyo ndio huyo msee alitoka na vitu zake.

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Mkisii Mimi hukushow Mimi si mkambodia husikii

@kah_tony …eka za cabbage landlord

Hii imeenda…mshow unauza nyumba in 6 months time so atakuwa akideal na another landlord. You are stupid.

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