Sleeping Naked Vs Sleeping Dressed

[Ndindu]

The healthy option is to sleep naked, mwili ipumue

[Koji]

Then kukuwe na emergency kama ya moto usiku utoke ukiwa uchi kama @Mnyama_Fulani

Pajamas lazima.

[Sio_Leo]

@Ndindu

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The healthy option is to sleep naked, mwili ipumue

Lame argument. Hii ni kama kusema that the healthy option is to walk naked, mwili ipumue.

[Tom_Barasa]

@Sio_Leo

…t the healthy option is to walk naked, mwili ipumue.

Hehe actually this is true, pitia story ya earthing.

[ChifuMbitika]

You should sleep in jeans and boots

[Yugni]

Even couples are advised to sleep nude.

Why do you think @Josto_Bwaku and @Straw_man’s relationship has blossomed so much?

It’s because the two muratina addicted lovebirds have been sleeping together naked since time immemorial.

Makes for easy access of private parts too. Especially when @Josto_Bwaku gently inserts his thumb into @Straw_man’s glory hole.

@Straw_man akipapaswa na mpoa wake @Josto_Bwaku anabaki akipiga mayowe kwa lughya ya Kikuyu usiku wa manane. “Huwii! Tigitha hiyo murima kabitha! Usipereke porepore!”

Hadi majirani wao pale Roysambu wanashangaa “kwani ni kitendo gani cha Kinyama kinaendelea kwenye hilo bedsitter?”

[cortedivoire]

Tunajua ndio unyonge haraka na morning wood

[Straw_man]

@Yugni

…gani cha Kinyama kinaendelea kwenye hilo bedsitter?”

You sound stupid. Has HIV gotten to your head? Ama ulijigonga na flying toilet?

[Yugni]

@Straw_man

…otten to your head? Ama ulijigonga na flying toilet?

After he is done poking the glory hole, @Josto_Bwaku slowly extends his thumb to @Straw_man’s nose to assert dominance.

“Tebu sikia vire mukudu yako inanukia” @Josto_Bwaku roars.

“Tamu kama muratina!” @Straw_man joyfully responds as putrid wafts of his rectum fill the bedsitter.

[slevyn]

sleep with a condom on… just in case a succubus rapes you and tries to steal your seed

[Straw_man]

@Yugni

…ds as putrid wafts of his rectum fill the bedsitter.

Jaruo Jinga jeuri product of sex-for-fish. Cholera factories and flying toilet specialists.

[Yugni]

@Straw_man

…sh. Cholera factories and flying toilet specialists.

Chief,

I want you to apologise for bullying me, then say “Tinga is the best” - then I will forgive you.

If you think you are very tough, please continue abusing me. I have a surprise for you…

[Straw_man]

@Yugni

…ease continue abusing me. I have a surprise for you…

Go right ahead. Have you run out of insults, you despicable kipii?

[Ndindu]

Every listing must end with VAYOLENS

[Capitan1]

@Ndindu

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The healthy option is to sleep naked, mwili ipumue

watu wa kinangofu na hii baridi kutakuwa aje

[Lionheart]

@ChifuMbitika

…You should sleep in jeans and boots

Hehe
Now we know how you live; you just didn’t mention the holster belt

[slevyn]

@Ndindu

…Every listing must end with VAYOLENS

slow December hakuna mbesha ya vacation… negro is angry

[Josto_Bwaku]

@Yugni

…gani cha Kinyama kinaendelea kwenye hilo bedsitter?”

Is there anyone reading all this nonsense that you typed?

[Some_Say]

Kulala na adma suit ni poa sana I recommend

[Coolibah]

@Sio_Leo

…t the healthy option is to walk naked, mwili ipumue.

He’s right. It’s giving the body a break from the co dines of clothing the whole day