skuiiirting

[uwesmake]

@karema-hitI

Hajui 400k iko na zero ngapi. Ni kama ilikuwa classmate ya hoho. Lakini jo huyo ochi ni fala kuruka he’d just have paid that amount and reduced the balance. Sasa anapatia fala ingine pesa inaenda kukojolewo na mtoi

angenizungusha ningeshika ndai mara hiyo hiyo na angelipa more through charges but ni boy wangu

[system]

Mwathani ata hawa wa wings to fly scholarship you literary fry them before they fly

[under23]

Mbona umeficha sura unco?

[kah_tony]

@karema-hitI

Hajui 400k iko na zero ngapi. Ni kama ilikuwa classmate ya hoho. Lakini jo huyo ochi ni fala kuruka he’d just have paid that amount and reduced the balance. Sasa anapatia fala ingine pesa inaenda kukojolewo na mtoi

Hii mgisu alikuwa ameandika 400,0 alafu hiyo ndio ame edit sasa ni 400k.

[uwesmake]

@under23

Mbona umeficha sura unco?

najua kuna colleagues hapa

[system]

Yani tamaa ya kuma nafanya wewe uende kunyanyasa birrionea. Wewe nahitaji risas

[uwesmake]

@A.G.

Yani tamaa ya kuma nafanya wewe uende kunyanyasa birrionea. Wewe nahitaji risas

birionea lasima akule na wananchi

[system]

@uwesmake

birionea lasima akule na wananchi

hapo ni kweli angoo.

[Devil_s_Advocate]

@kah tony

So mtu with arrears za 40K anapatia teller 10k na auctioneer 50k?

Apart umetucheza budah

Amesema deni ilikuwa 400k

[Phenomenal_Woman]

@FannyDangle

Mwili poa ango. Lakini kichwa yake ina shape kama ya Stewie.

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[AMB_Sunday]

Unakojolea 17yr old? Smh

[cleo]

kwani huyu bibi yako hajawai kukukata makende? Siku ataenda VCT atajua hajui

[code_ninja]

Welcome to the club…maliar inakukojolea bed ikidai ni kusquirt

[Wechez]

@uwesmake your story does not add up. Stop taking other talkers like fools.
17 years she finished high school last year minus 1 year
Ako na 16 years minus four years za high school
12 years remaining- 8 years za primary schools
We are left with 4 years minus 2 years of preschool
We are left with 2 years
Talkers hata kama Mimi si mzazi. Huyo mlevi punda ametubeba fala

[mayekeke]

17 years iko sawa.

[danji1]

Uwes Chronicles.

[LISPY]

@uwesmake

So navy seal uncle Uwes i have been wooing this super hot intern for the last two weeks ( intern in our organisation is a 17 or 18 year old on scholarship waiting to join university . at head office most of them are the ones waiting to go abroad fully sponsored and some are from neighboring countries ) so mimi huyo nimerusha waya kama messi but there other bigger fisis than me specifically a certain director tunakulanga pamoja but lasima ukunje mukia ukiona musito . so i went into the black ops mission and decided to train the intern on field issues specifically recovering vehicles . so i called my auctioneer guy and told him we need to recover two lorries in kitengela , i informed the GM i wont be around and there nikazama na intern kwa prado . kufika kitengela i called the defaulter (birionea) and summoned him to a certain petrol station .

’ chief ni kubaya , arrear zako ni 400,000 . hujalipa two months’
’ uncle banaaa biashara iko chini ’
’ auctioneer ndio huyu but ongeeni musikizane ’ .
'Wankle banaa ongea na yeye on my behalf ’
’ ni noma akishafika sasa mimi siko ndani ’
'Ankle tafadhali musinimalize ’
‘hawezi kunyanyasa nikiwa ongeeni tuu’
'sawa anko ’

so the two go outside and talk as i converse with the 17 year old girl who thinks am God with all the silly questions like ’ huku kitengela kuna rhino ’ i retort ’ kuna ostrich farm ntakupeleka ’

five minutes later Ochi the defaulter comes and tells me ’ amenifinya sanaa but ahsante kuniokolea kunywa supuu mjomba ’ and hands me ten thousand shillings ’ but lipa atleast installment moja by wednesday ’ . we drop him in town and go to eat lunch . kamau the auctioneer hustled the guy fifty thousand shillings and since he did not do much i declare i must be given 35k which he obliges and we part ways he goes his way . after nyam chom the girl is relaxed and i buy her a bottle of WAIN . LATER we go to 254 and have a bottle of mtembezi and the girl goes wild . so mimi kama fisi nikachukua room hapo mahali an we went and i phucked the night lights out of her .

the main story is the SKUIRTING , SQUARTING , SQUIRTING .the kikuyu girl after several pumping niliskia tu fluids zinaosha mboro yangu dem aki scream as you all know amd the dryfry artist/chaiman . so mboro ikachangamka after 40 minutes nikamwaga . saa nne nikarudia round seven (threshold tings ) dem akaosha bed na hizo skuuuuuuuuirtiiiiiiiiiiiiiing tena . so as you all know mimi ni SNIFFER kama doberman ( napenda harufu ya kuma kwa vidole kwanza kuma chafu hunukia poa sanaa na ina linger the whole day , si ile kuma haina smell kabisa uki finger ni kama ume finger tap ya maji ) so dem akienda kuoga nimeshika hio fluid na ina smell mkojo , so hii squirt inakuwanga mkojo ama ni mimi nimekojolewa mboro , na normally najua ukitomba huwezi kojoa ama kwa madem ni tofauti .

saidieni navy seal niko kitengela

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If all this shit is true…

[Lambishwa_Lolo]

Evidence on mattress???

[Gikonyo]

@Wechez

@uwesmake your story does not add up. Stop taking other talkers like fools.
17 years she finished high school last year minus 1 year
Ako na 16 years minus four years za high school
12 years remaining- 8 years za primary schools
We are left with 4 years minus 2 years of preschool
We are left with 2 years
Talkers hata kama Mimi si mzazi. Huyo mlevi punda ametubeba fala

Nowadays watoi huanza kusoma mapema.Parents wako busy working there asses out.

[Wechez]

@Gikonyo

Nowadays watoi huanza kusoma mapema.Parents wako busy working there asses out.

When did 2 years tod starts schooling