SJ

There is a hidden gem at SJ that senior elders don’t want people to know.

If you land at SJ’s bar, forget the lanyes, they won’t help you in life & just want your money. Turn right to the restaurant.

Enjoy quality affordable food. Tea is served at 50/=, and meals start at 100/= bob. The clientele, among the best, is hot, engaging and friendly. And there’s back ground music from the bar.

Caveat. Usiku, they don’t turn on the lights. You eat in darkness with mulika mwizi. I didn’t understand why.

Otherwise, I give it a rating of 7/10.

I have never stepped in Sj…maybe due to economic constraints I will be taking my tea and breakfast there…mmm

Nice kesho nafika

Kwenda kula food SJ ni kama kujaribu kula food kwa place ina nzi mob banae, malaya are usually all over you with sad stories asking you to buy something for them too.
Hata ile food uwezi enjoy manze

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Mbona uende kukula chakula kwa danguro… There are so many affordable hotels in Nairobi CBD

Why step into SJ for a meal when right next door there is Lazarus restaurant with the hottest healthiest sumptuous meals that side of town?The customer footfall at Lazarus gives an assurance of fresh food.Pale SJ restaurant unaeza uziwa samosa na sausages za three days ago because hakuna watu wengi.

@anon46421834 …thanks for the reasonable advice and that means…I will never enter sj…

Wewe si ndio unakashifu malaya hapa kila siku halafu unataka kutuambia chakula ndio hukupeleka sj? With so many restaurants? Wewe you are just a pretender.

Huyo jamaa ni kama wewe tu. But he is a coward who won’t admit into procuring the services of a trick. Halafu akuje apreach hapa vile malaya ni wabaya. He wants to hoard and sample by himself.

True. Kuna siku nilienda Rico kukunywa soda ni safishe mesho. Nilisumbuliwa mpaka lanye mmoja akadai wacha anipee maku for free ndio next time nikirudi nijue nani Ako pucci tamu

Waitresses hapo si wabaya either naskia…

:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D you are a jackal
:D:D:D

I saw you at SJ trying to bargain upewe na 150/- and being rejected by every lanye you tried to hit on. I counted 5 lanyes rejecting you. You are a big, fat, black, drunk Orangutan man.
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If not, then that guy must be a staunch follower of your flawed advice.[/SIZE]

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Innocence is bliss. I went there at a time when I didn’t know what a lanye is and I was wondering why there are so many idle women in the bar. Just walked out.

@cortedivoire Spotted… Bei ni 150

Uongo

True. Hapo SJ kuna time nilinunulia pokoste mukimo na stew. the mukimo was evidently stale. Took it that wamedharau madem hapo san. Wacha ikae

Beta male unalisha malaya na watoto wako nyumbani wanakula ugali na chumvi

Hehe. I don’t buy hoes anything… Like two weeks ago, niliona jamaa flani hapo SJ imenunulia lanye Heineken nane… Na bado italipia ikus