SJ Restaurant Chronicles.

Yesterday I had the opportunity to have a meal at one of my favourite restaurant and it was really interesting.

  1. A lanye had been paid 10k for keeping a village company for 24 hrs. The said lanye was narrating to his 4 friends how after one shot the villager was not satisfied and hence proceeded to his home for a fuck fest. She even cooked for him. She really seemed to enjoy the experience while the others envied her.

  2. While that was happening, a guy came to take a phone call at the window, to evade the loud music. Apparently, a lanye had informed him that she’s 30 min away but the guy had waited for 2 hours. 'Kama uko na client mwingine usinicheze akili sawa," akakata simu akaenda.

I finished my meal and left leaving lanyes mesmerised about the client who paid 10k.

sema tu ulitombana

This is somping too low, kwani the dude haoni lanye wengine. Haidhuru, @Big Ben kama uliosha rungu , no one will judge you

Nilikunywa chai na mandazi nikatoka.

hapo niko sure alikulwa bila cd na vile hiyo part hakusema

Lemme get this straight … ulienda brothel ku eavesdrop on lanyes and their clientele. That’s a new low. You deserve nothing but what’s coming ur way. Kichapo ya umbwa …

Wewe nikama hujawahi enda brothel, Kanye sits in group gossiping loudly.

Nah siendangi. Mimi kama sponsor nakula vitu young young soft meat wamejaa uku nje.

You went to a brothel to eat food and eavesdrop on lanye stories? What a sad life!

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Buda I hope uliachananga na hiyo life kabisa, hatutaki another statistic kwa kijiji banae.

Mwambie vile @Staff Member anameza ARV’s kaa burukenge … utadhani ni njugu karanga. Mimi … acha niwalelee waschana wenu young soft meat pole pole … niwalipie token, wakule chipo kabisa n what not.

Surely, villagers should look for decent places to eat. How can you go to SJ to eat and then proudly unakuja kuongea such upuzi hapa.

Can you edit your story angalau useme you were drinking 2 beers for the road.

Meanwhile I have volunteered to sponsor your meals ya next week yote at Medallion Steak House at Development House. Ukule poa angalau uwache kula SJ chakula imeobgezwa panties za malanye

SJ is the last place I’d have a meal. Kama ni chakula i eat in a food only restaurant. I like the "Maa Restaurant " iko river rd. Very clean with Maasai theme. Food is sweet. Nikitoka hapo kujenga mwili naingia VIP classic next door kuosha mecho na kufinya chupa moja

Evesdroping, stalking,kusengenyaana na kuchungulia kwa disrisha,are examples of poor antisocial traits that mwanaume hafai kua nazzzo. That’s just too low.

Lanyes have the best stories…
Hawa manzi WA kawaida story zao ni annoying kama machine ya kunyoa nywele ikiwa kwenye sikio.

Urge ya malanye iliisha, maybe ni vile naendelea kuzeeka.

Naona ulipata lanye wazee pekee

Naonanga hiyo Maa Restaurant. Will check it out.

Sema tu ulienda kuosha macho