sj overrated

naprefer kutomba malaya ako n room yake hygiene level ziko juu compared to hawa madem uawapata kwa hzo shitty brothels dem amedinywa na kila mtu na the only way anajisafisha ni with piece of tissue paper YUCKKK!!

@poyoloko has been fed from that Whorehouse by his wife and mother and they are as clean as a pig

I have never seen such a high number of oxymorons in one paragraph.

Senior kwanini unaingilia juniors? Stick at your lane ama ni bei hufiki kilimani?

Iko Malaya ule hajakulwa na watu wengi ati ju Ako na room yake.

Some even tega kwa clubs na wanakuambia Niko na room hapa karibu ama hapa ndani.

Tafuta tu mrembo mdogo ukulange polite

Elders wengine hunishangaza, nikama hawajui lanye ni mali ya umma! These are the kind of people who fall on lo’ve with lanyes. Lanye awe from downtown or Uptown no wachafu. That’s the reason nilihung boots kwa sababu ya hygiene.

Very true. You also find those who buy lanye Alcohol and food and also pay. Those who call them sweety. Those who let lanye give excuses like nimechoka or nataka kulala. Those who accept to send lanye money when they are in a fix. Those who talk too much with lanye .Etc

I also discovered that lanye really have low opinion of people who buy sex. They wonder why can’t you look for sex in an ordinary way.

A corollary of the same is that lodging receptionists have low opinion of repeat clients. They will give you lousy rooms ama zile zimetoka kutumiwa. They will also talk to you rudely. Your regular patronage is not valued.

:smiley: Lanye si ngamia, ni watu.

Amekuja Kazi. Once you accept that nonesense unapigia 2 anadai amechoka na you agreed overnight si per shot

Hata huyo mwenye room yake anafirwa the whole day. Lanye ni lanye nani

@olologang hana shida na lanye kukulwa, issue yake ni the difference in the way both clean up after the act. Wa SJ atatumia tissue na yule ana room yake will take a shower.

Leta hekaya buda.

Yeah, lanyes refer to men buying sex as clients. It’s not uncommon to hear lanye wakisema something in the line of “yule client analipanga poa…”

Ulifanya poa buda, especially now that we know @Staff Member got HIV from lanyes

soo lanyes wanataka tuwatreat like normal ghals n take them out on dates n shit.?

hii kenyatalk nimekuja kunotice watu wengi ni illiterate kusoma na understandin smthin is very difficult

There’s a lanye in Mlolongo who told me how a Simp had fallen in love with her mpaka alikuwa anamlamba Maku knowing too well that she’d been serviced by like 5 guyz earlier.

uyo lazima ni @Agwambo

Why are you exposing @Big Ben

Mkuu naomba tuheshimiane please

Happened to me man no lie.

I dated this fine ass 23 yr old kalee girl for about 2 months. She lived in a nice pad , closet full of trendy shoes and clothes… a little too nice for a high school leaver from peasant background hustling around town. Sirori sirori the chips started falling in place lest of all constant demands za pesa na shady friends na ushamba fulani nikarealize nimeingia mtego ya nyoka bana the kunguru almost had me for dinner jameni. Hadi Leo me humpata once in awhile streets ama club hanging onto the arms of another unfortunate nigga I just smile. Dodged a bullet hapo. Happens to the best of us hata pastor huoa kunguru unwittingly hiyo kitu ukiserviwa unavyodai

I couldn’t have said it better. Hawa ni wanabiz, not your girlfriends. Wanatafuta shilingi. As usual, all wanabiz have a low opinion of low paying, endlessly bargaining cheapskate muthafckas trying to get as much as they can while paying as little as possible. Therefore, :smiley: kama wewe ni mtu wa kubargain njoti ya 150 na kuchukua room ya fifte, you are in that category. Lipa poa, wacha tip, nunua pombe. These people will worship you.

Buda, ile lanye ya Good Hope ilikugawianga shamba za IDP kule Rumuruti bado mnakipingi in touch?