SJ Chronicles

[Big_Ben]

By now most villagers know that am a frequent visitor of SJ restaurant, manly because you can talk dirty to hot lanyes and not be judged, and eliminates my chances of marring a whoker.

So leo I was there eating chips when a hot lanye entered and our eyes locked, akakuja kuka besides me with the usual ‘Niaje handsome, si unibuyie chai’. Name is Brenda.

A cup of tea never made anyone broke, so I agreed. One story led to another before she asked bluntly kwa maskio, 'twende unifuck" .

Nikamshow niko na shida. My dick is long but inabend to the right, haiko straight so sioni ikimbamba. The reply to the joke shocked me.

Akasema ‘Dick kama hizo ndio ziufanya nimwage, waa, zinadunganga mahali sijazoea kudungwa kudungwa, so naskia utamu sana.’ In a ver soft voice.

Nikamshow aache kunienjoi.

Akaendelea ‘nitakupea vizuri. Kwanza tutanza missionary alafu doggy ndio unidunge dunge Kona zote zenya watu hawafikangi, tumwage pamoja’. Akapoint hadi na mkono kwa abdomen.

Wa. Nikamshow Abdallah amesima wima siwezi tembea hivi. Akapitisha mkono ku confirm. Nikamshow aende huko nyuma nakam after a few minutes Abdallah akitulia. Akaondoka.

Nikaondoka nikienda zangu.

[Heke]

@Big Ben

By now most villagers know that am a frequent visitor of SJ restaurant, manly because you can talk dirty to hot lanyes and not be judged, and eliminates my chances of marring a whoker.

So leo I was there eating chips when a hot lanye entered and our eyes locked, akakuja kuka besides me with the usual ‘Niaje handsome, si unibuyie chai’. Name is Brenda.

A cup of tea never made anyone broke, so I agreed. One story led to another before she asked bluntly kwa maskio, 'twende unifuck" .

Nikamshow niko na shida. My d*ck is long but inabend to the right, haiko straight so sioni ikimbamba. The reply to the joke shocked me.

Akasema ‘d*ck kama hizo ndio ziufanya nimwage, waa, zinadunganga mahali sijazoea kudungwa kudungwa, so naskia utamu sana.’ In a ver soft voice.

Nikamshow aache kunienjoi.

Akaendelea ‘nitakupea vizuri. Kwanza tutanza missionary alafu doggy ndio unidunge dunge Kona zote zenya watu hawafikangi, tumwage pamoja’. Akapoint hadi na mkono kwa abdomen.

Wa. Nikamshow Abdallah amesima wima siwezi tembea hivi. Akapitisha mkono ku confirm. Nikamshow aende huko nyuma nakam after a few minutes Abdallah akitulia. Akaondoka.

Nikaondoka nikienda zangu.

@Big Ben izi apana:cool:

[chap]

@Big Ben

By now most villagers know that am a frequent visitor of SJ restaurant, So leo I was there eating chips

Mungu najua I am not perfect, but dear Lord don’t let me sink so low like this, where I have to eat chips as I wait for prostitutes

[magreb]

At what point in life does a man walk into a brothel, aketi chini na kuitisha chipo?

[Yuletapeli]

:D:D ukaitisha chipo?

Anyway kwa raha zako. Kumbe hivo ndio majamaa hubebwa akili na lanye!!!
Unadhania amechokorwa na rungu ngapi tangu aanze hio career yake.

Sad.

Sad.

[stunner]

:D:D

[Dex]

Mwanaume mzima anaenda kwa Club kula chips
wanaume ni kukula ugali choma na managu…
chipo ndio nini… Ghasia wewe

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Big Ben

By now most villagers know that am a frequent visitor of SJ restaurant, manly because you can talk dirty to hot lanyes and not be judged, and eliminates my chances of marring a whoker.

So leo I was there eating chips when a hot lanye entered and our eyes locked, akakuja kuka besides me with the usual ‘Niaje handsome, si unibuyie chai’. Name is Brenda.

A cup of tea never made anyone broke, so I agreed. One story led to another before she asked bluntly kwa maskio, 'twende unifuck" .

Nikamshow niko na shida. My d*ck is long but inabend to the right, haiko straight so sioni ikimbamba. The reply to the joke shocked me.

Akasema ‘d*ck kama hizo ndio ziufanya nimwage, waa, zinadunganga mahali sijazoea kudungwa kudungwa, so naskia utamu sana.’ In a ver soft voice.

Nikamshow aache kunienjoi.

Akaendelea ‘nitakupea vizuri. Kwanza tutanza missionary alafu doggy ndio unidunge dunge Kona zote zenya watu hawafikangi, tumwage pamoja’. Akapoint hadi na mkono kwa abdomen.

Wa. Nikamshow Abdallah amesima wima siwezi tembea hivi. Akapitisha mkono ku confirm. Nikamshow aende huko nyuma nakam after a few minutes Abdallah akitulia. Akaondoka.

Nikaondoka nikienda zangu.

Meffi

[Titty_Twister]

Kwani chipo ya SJ ni chafu?

[Jimit]

Hii story na ile ya @Azor Ahai ziko almost kufanana. They have the same level of exaggeration. Anyway I pray you find love while eating your chips in brothels

[Binge]

@Big Ben

…and eliminates my chances of marring a whoker.

Idiot. Nairobi has more than 40,000 lanyes. You think all of them operate in SJ. And even if they did I bet you wouldn’t know each and every one of them.

Utaoa tu crow juu ndio umezoea. In fact utaanua tu huko SJ.

[cortedivoire]

Huyu Lanye Ako na good selling skills. Nishawai pata kama hao Sofia Joy. Kuna moja nilikua nakunywa keg Yangu bila kusumbua. Lanye aka Kam aka kaa Kwa table. Nika mwitishia keg. The next thing Lanye ana shika dicc Yangu. Later ana nipiga mate. Anachukua mkono Yangu anaweka Kwa mateatea na mattercore. Anadai hizi ni zako finya vile Unataka. Nilizifinya mpaka sikua na option but tuende shot. Karibu niingie DF but sitaki mambo ya pep

[Bachelor]

@cortedivoire

Huyu Lanye Ako na good selling skills. Nishawai pata kama hao Sofia Joy. Kuna moja nilikua nakunywa keg Yangu bila kusumbua. Lanye aka Kam aka kaa Kwa table. Nika mwitishia keg. The next thing Lanye ana shika dicc Yangu. Later ana nipiga mate. Anachukua mkono Yangu anaweka Kwa mateatea na mattercore. Anadai hizi ni zako finya vile Unataka. Nilizifinya mpaka sikua na option but tuende shot. Karibu niingie DF but sitaki mambo ya pep

Uliingia mkia?

[cortedivoire]

@Bachelor

Uliingia mkia?

Short time hawezi. Maybe long night

[uwesmake]

siwes kula food kwa brothel , thats the low of lows . SJ ni kushika Tusker yangu kwa corner na kuosha mecho b4 saa moja waweke K24 , always Lazima waweke K24 news

[Baresi]

:D:D:D:D:D, Hamna huruma talkers

[Wanaruona]

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[Condor]

Sijawahi fika hapa.

[anon46421834]

@uwesmake

siwes kula food kwa brothel , thats the low of lows . SJ ni kushika Tusker yangu kwa corner na kuosha mecho b4 saa moja waweke K24 , always Lazima waweke K24 news

niaje baba klichi

[Banshee]

Sema ukweli, vle aliguza deki yako akaona ni ka size ya kale kitu ya kutoa nyama kwa meno akaishia ww ukaachwa apo ukikula chipo mwitu like a damsel you are. Mwanaume anatoa wapi guts ya kula chips? Utatoa wapi nguvu za kiume?