Those are the words of Lichoti and his partner in crime @Mundu Mulosi yesterday jioni after wax wa mhindi.
Mshande was innit to the pockets. Niggas had to ball. They werein a bar somewhere in Kayole na curfew time was getting close.
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Barmaid: wateja , mnajua by 7pm lazima watu wakuwe nyumbani.
LICHOTi: 7pm gani malaya hii wewe barmaid @Mrs4thletter . Hauna akili… ongeza Gilbeys hapa malaya mzee na mguu kama stove.
MUNDU: fanyeko pile umeambiwako matam. Sisi apana tambua curfew. We are real mbukusu men.
They drink and drink past curfew time. They now have to leave…its 9pm.
They sing bukusu circumcision songs as they walk. This is a way to psyche them. Hatuogopi polisi, toooomba Kagwe, tooomba Matiangi.
Kidogo a slap out of nowhere in the dark alley plus nyahunyo ya mgongo to both of them. It was the cops… kujeni hapa jangili, ati abana tambua garfew. Reta hii inaga homo zexual (Lichoti now) given two hot slaps and asked to sit down.
FFWD: police station
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Kwa O.B.
Majina mfungwa one.
Naitwa Boniventure Lichoti, born 1987.
Haiya toa Kiatu moja na belt. Afande ingiza hii mlevi cell. Ghasia.
Nawewe majina?
MUNDU (already shaken) afande naombako msamaha …ni hii rafiki yangu ilini tankanya.
COP: una hongo?
Kusemako tuu ukweli I have a one thousand pop in my pocket.
COP: sawa leta. Since bado ni curfew I can not release u so let me give u my assistant akusindikishe hadi kwako ndio usishikwe tena.
Ni sawa asanti
ASST COP: afande pls sijakula supper.wacha twende nayeye kwangu tukule alafu tuondoke I take him home…
COP: sawa, bora umfikishe na on yr way back pls shika other curfew defaulters.
Inside Asst Cop house.
Karibu chakula fmr mfungwa.
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MUNDU: Aki nilikuweko na njaa chameni…asanti
ASST COP: karibu… hii mambo ya corona itatipeleka mbio
MUNDU: kweli pwana lakini tutatopoa.
Eat the meal as they talk about Corona.
MuNDU: poss hio chakula imewesa. Nipeleke home basi.
ASST COP: tutasumbuana or u will take it the easy way?
MUNDU: sielewi poss
Banaa that Mundu was given a knock with a G3 assault weapon kwa mgongo ikabidii he bend over.
Asst cop chunishad mahns sukuma until morning.
Asubuhi when he was released.
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Mundu ran away with the speed of a cheetah never to be seen ever again. LMFAOO