Singomathe xronicles

So hata mimi nimejiingiza hii mchezo. I have learnt a lot from this kijiji and there’s a few pointers and guidelines I’m going by when dating a single mother. The following are a few things to ask yourself:

  1. Kwani umerogwa? Sijarogwa, I’ve known her for a while and been thinking of throwing a line.
  2. Is the father still existing or ni marehemu? Yet to be established, I’ve heard rumors
  3. Is the single mother stable ie. anaweza jisimamia? Yes, independent
  4. What will your family members say? Wamesema nitafute bibi
  5. Is she treating you well because she’s desparate? I don’t know for sure, lakini I’m being treated exceptionally well and I’m liking it
  6. How old is the kid? Less than 2 years
  7. How do you know you’re the only one taking slices? I don’t. Mwanaume ni kujaribu
  8. Don’t you have other options? Not at the moment, I’m being offered slices coast, nyanza and central but hazitoshi mboga. This lady reminds me of @Nananimpa beauty,booty and brains.
  9. When you get disappointed after you’ve been forewarned will you come back with a hekaya? For sure
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all the best. hope number nine doesn’t happen.

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I just can’t fathom why some people have this burning urge to update all and Sundry about their private lives. How do you respond to this shit?!

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Nani amekuuliza?

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unatafuta bibi ama slice disher

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What else do you expect from someone calling himself kah tony?

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Thank God for single mothers otherwise it would be hard to get laid in this town in this January.

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Choices have consequences…

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The kids Dad will always & most probably be a feature in her life, as long as you make peace with that and accept that fact you should do fine.

Anyways also know there are single women, with no baggage who can treat you just as well. Dont rationalise her treating you well or view it as any special.

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It’s an anonymous forum. I can tell you anything and everything under the sun

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Last time I checked this was an anonymous village.

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[SIZE=1]some sourasses you just ignore[/SIZE]

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Because this is a village and in the village we share everything, up to and including our private lives.

Donge!

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Mwanaume ni kujaribu. Hahaaa. She ticks the 3B’s she good cc @Nananimpa :I’ll never give up on a good thing xoxo

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:D:D:D:D
this is gold

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Congratulations, you have done your homework and gone through all the details (good and bad). That’s maturity right there. Now I wish you both all the best.

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Una miaka ngapi?

  1. How old is the kid? Less than 2 years

@kah tony,

Baby Daddy’s whereabouts?? Nakushauri all matches ziwe home game mpaka uhakikishe simba yule mwingine amejitoa permanently. Usipigwe risasi ya matako kwa wenyewe. We have seen many cases here.

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What are you doing here reading ‘shit’ and commenting on it?

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