Simple man

For some reason my love for feature phones is legendary. Yaani mulika mwiz mobile phone. So I’m meeting up with this nice mama who happens to be a fren of mine for some talk…(no sex you pervs). Naturally my phone is on the table…sinaga aibu ya kubeba mulika mwiz like some of you…
Here is why. I prefer conversation face to face or calling… rarely do I text. So this madam ,out of the blues says she bears a lot of question marks for people who do not carry smartphones in this era.
Ofcourse a subtle suggestion that Mi ni jamaa haezi amini ivi ivi?
Wadau swali ni: nimechoma ama bado niko ndani ya tournament?

Hapo my friend umemwangwa nje kama maji ya kuoga. Shouldn’t matter though. Bora simu imebeba kitu ya mwana kwa mpesa.

the question is, what are you using to post on Ktalk. Umebeba desktop yako huko ama umeingia cyber?

tournament ya nini mdau asiye na haja na sex?
In communication we recommend that if you have an old gadget - including your car - it should be well groomed.

If the lady is fancy… Hapo Uko nje kabisa. But if she was real with you, azin she wants to be with you then it’s nothing…

What she gave was an excuse. A reason to dismiss you and not to be associated with you.

Lakini nyinyi wanaume mna mambo, its hard to find a real. A man can clad expensive clothes, shoes, watch etc. Lakini man cave chei!!
Anyway shauri yenyu

sikuelewa hii and it looks like ndio imebeba usito…:smiley:

Chei is an exclamation…

Niko indoors…that was earlier today.

Simple man:D:D:D

I always carry two phones.
A smartphone for browsing, emails and other fancy stuff.
A cheap twin sim phone for calls, Mpesa and other serious interactions.
It raises eyebrows but that’s my life.

Not to be Intrusive but kwani iko mancave umetoka kuvisit :confused: . :stuck_out_tongue: u don’t have to answer… :slight_smile:

Worthy advais hapa its just that at some times 5.5" phone ni mzigo hata wen in the pocket…I only carry it to work alongside my mulika mwiz.Weekend ni mulika mwizi wen outdoors.

Actually yes… Trust me im curious in real life… So, the guy in question used to wear latest designer, neatly shaven always. I was impressed so he offered to buy me lunch. I said I would drop by his place before I attended classes. I was shocked, no bed, the one room was just a shack… No bags no, no utensils, no wardrobe…
Just empty bottles of expensive liquor na clothes

That’s WYSIWYG in reverse.
What You See Isn’t What You Get.

Ah, you met that idiot wa kijiji na chupa zake za kupiga picha eh?

That’s why I don’t look at the physical… Or presentation. Even material things. Men think they can buy women… They forget its not every woman

Everyone got some bones in they closet.

Nyumba hata haikuwa na stima

I don’t care what people think. Nikienda Special Operations kwa mapoko I make sure I carry a phone and stuff I know won’t hurt me so much.

He he,that nigga got some twisted priorities