Silly Dance Championships Bomet (SDCB)

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Missing members of the troupe: Kalonzo ‘ka-Wiper’ Musyoka, Musalia ‘Phandom’ Mudavadi**, Moses ‘Pillport’ Wetang’ula.

**If Musalia were to execute the obligatory full chini-kwa-chini during the silly dance (6 points), he would not rise again.

6 piece itakosea watu Wa CCM iyo county

Sasa ju Rutto amejoin NASA umeanza kumdiss

How predictable!

Sisemi akili yako ndogo… ila akili ulonayo haikutoshi

And your penis is small

Rutto anaenda nyumbani Kaboson, Chepalungu saa tatu asubuhi 8/8/17

so what was the essence of his move? si angebaki tu hapo mashinani.

If there was a rally in Bomet last Saturday, the media have given it little attention. Only the Star carried this short article, without details. NASA shenanigans are beginning to become boring. Mara in coast for summit, mara cancelled, then now a ‘fifth principal’ from Bomet, and three principals missing. Ni kama National Drama Festival.

now that ameingia NASA what will be his signifigance?

There will be a new post for him, Most Favoured Governor (Hon. MFG).

maybe atakuwa running mate wa babuon now that akina kalonzo look like jumping out of the ‘sip’

That would be political hara kiri like we have never seen before. At least reelection as governor may still be possible, though increasingly unlikely.

NASA now on PENTAGON last mile stretch. Wenye wivu wameze wembe

Will be here to see how your doom prophecy will fail