Sure Giveaway Signs that your Mamaa is a lanye.
Usinikasirikie. Game is game.
From my 20yr experience ya umaraya, nime cum ku acquire some skills and knowledge kwa finger tips that can help tell if any girl practices umalaya masaa ya giza. The more the symptoms she exhibits, the bigger the lanye she is. Ogopa wanawake.
Tattoos -Sure bet. Even your grandma can attest that.
Nguo fupi - Obviously ako soko anatafuta nini?
Obscene Language - Kama anabonga lugha obscene full of curse words kama mabrathe we jua tu hiyo ni lanye.
Single mother - before adungwe mimba jiulize amedinywa na raia ngapi raw? Human behaviours tend to repeat like a pattern.
Macho kama ya nyoka - aka a thousand couckstare, if you know you know.
Tu uongo tu dogo tudogo - anapigwaa miti vibaya sana huko nje.
You catch her cheating once - imagine the other countless times you haven’t caught her. Umedinyiwa hadi na watchie brathe.
Anapenda kujipaka makeup mob - mask ya kuficha ulanye.
Super-active on social media - Attention seeking lanye.
Hananga close friends - snake lanye. double loss kwako brathe.
Mlevi - imagine how many diks she has experienced kwa hizo ulevi ventures.
Anapenda shash or any other kind of drug - atadinywa na pedi yeyote akikosa pesa ya ndovu.
Her mother was a ho - sure bet daughter hana values zozote.
Feminist - lanye ya ukweli.
She is flaky - leo ako idhaa yako, kesho hayuko. Anadinywa na wasee kadhaa.
You met her kwa club - hehehe brathe hiyo ni own goal.
She talks about her ex’s a lot - bado wanadinyana proper hehe
She always have men fighting over her.
She is always getting into fights because she tries to steal another woman’s man.
She has only male friends hahah you know sio mabeste hao
She is very very charming. Akikosea hawezi apologize she uses charm to get her way.
Social media yake ni 70% selfies - Narcissistic lanye, the most dangerous ones I’ve experienced.
Can’t hold a intellectual conversation - hahahah brathe
Puts 100% focus into her physical beauty - huyo ako soko
Is snobby to certain people - analenga kabisa wale ma morio wanamjua na tabia zake.
Signs of a Good Woman to look for:
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[li]She’s always reading or researching[/li][li]If you’ll fight more than 6 times as friends, and she forgives you, she is not to be taken for granted.[/li][li]She knows how to hold intellectual conversation[/li][li]She has a job and doesn’t ask you for anything.[/li][li]She pays her share whenever you’ll on a date.[/li][li]She goes out of her way for you.[/li][li]She is not too eager for anything sexual[/li][li]She keeps her word of bound[/li][li]She dresses modesty. Usually is covered up (not in religious sense)[/li][li]No tattoos[/li][li]No drugs or partying[/li][li]Usually plays video games if not reading.[/li][/ol]
