Side chick budget

COST OF TAKING SIDE CHICK ON A DATE

  1. Transport fare for coming 1000
  2. Hotel room 1500
  3. Drinks and food 2000
  4. Thanks for coming 3000
    Total (at least ) 7500
    N/B :That’s just for one visit!
    If you meet twice in a month that’s atleast 15k gone.
    This is just to a 30 minutes pleasure oh, with a girl you met just the other day.

But

Your wife will wake up 05:00AM, make breakfast, wash, clean, advice you, wash your children’s clothes, dress children to school, come back home clean the house, prepare your breakfast, rush to the market, pick children from school, start assisting them in their Home Work, start preparing dinner, make sure the Kids are tucked into Bed by 09:00PM.

And you can’t even spend 10K on your wife really?

Men must have sense in Life this coming year 2026.

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Wababas wako 50s ndio huwa na side ngokos. Hao ndio hufanya vinyangarika wanadai.. “Wanaume ni wengi”… but generation inabadilika.. women will see dust in the near future.

Isaiah 4:1
“And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.”

Note: The Number Seven: The number seven is often used in the Bible to symbolize completeness or a large, indefinite number.

CC: @Billy_Graham

Leo na preach kweli kweli.

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Hio hotel room ya 1500 ni decent? Leta recommendations…hizi cheapest bnb za 2500 zinakamua Sana.

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Side chics are expensive btw but ukiwapangia usicheze na 30mins only…make sure umemtarua rounds kama saba per village threshold

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Side chick ulilipia mahari?

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Bei ni 150

Also there are roles in a family. She probably can’t make the amount of money you make to sustain her lifestyle. So kama hizo vitu ametaja ni duties za housewife then she should do them. Who appreciates you for your hardwork

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Kumtarua ndo kufanya nini?

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Wifey si wa one-off treat she has more privileges not accounted for in your text.
Like she enjoys paid bills, free shelter, food, her kids well catered for, she gets countless tips from me. She has contentment with me being around, so On and so forth. And then after all said and done, i have to celebrate myself kando and thank me for the hard work.

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Na sisi wenye tuna maintain full time side chic’s tukae pande gani ..

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Also in retirement, most men will be alone .Wife atakua anaitwa aende Minnesota or Nairobi kusalimia wajukuu.Mzee atabaki bachelor in Old age only to realize watoto wamemunyanganya bibi yake!Infact hata mkiwa naye they will be sending her money besides calling their mother long phone calls na kumuuliza dad ako aje ?Msalimie na umgawie pesa !So inabidi mapema ujienjoy na kunispoil pia to the fullest while you can before the dark lonely days come!

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Maintain a good relationship with the kids from birth so this does not happen

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Na si lazima tufike uzeeni, tuneza kufia njiani still while sturdy.
We clearly said here even old lions are abandoned from the pride and feast in carcasses with hyenas if they’re lucky enough.

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Huwezi elewa chief

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Boss, kwani ulikuja Nairobi na gari ya moshi?

Traveling Indian Railway GIF by Grish Majethiya

“tarua” is old school Sheng for “rarua”.

Speaking of which, @MTINGIZA_KITANDA, nione nyuma ya tent. We need to start processing your pension.

3Rd Rock From The Sun Computer GIF

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Get a woman have two kids invest in/for them thank me later…this wife/girlfriend narrative is outdated and designed to milk you dry i mean why would a grown woman not related to you by blood be your responsibility just because she has a wet crack?

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Do you mind her having another mpango on the side? Also how do you make sure she is not being bomoad on the side despite fully keeping her

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Ku retire ni 6ft under chief :green_emoji:

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Iyo ndo sheng’ mlikuwa mnatumia 2002? Naskianga ukisemanga senye. Wewe ni fossil bana. Sasa hawa ma gen Z huwa mnaelewana aje na wao?

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I lower myself to their level…me huchapa hadi sheng ya ma GenZ…they love that shiet…a millennial who’s a GenZ :green_emoji:

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