Si Angeolewa Na Mkikuyu Mwenzake

It will end in tears.

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Huyu anasoma bible gani
1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Paul wrote: “As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says.

Am going to hang myself. I thought she was waiting for me to pop her cherry. Now my life has no meaning

Kikuyu men are weak.

says who

Kikuyu women are generally the least loyal to their men. To them, money transcends tribal barriers. I don’t know whether that’s a good or bad thing.

Wanjiru will marry a South Sudanese man if the money is right. Nothing wrong about South Sudanese I just think the cultural distance is huge.

Somali and Hindu women are the most loyal i.e she would rather get married to a peasant from her tribe than a rich nywele ngumu.

I’m Kikuyu by the way. I think Kikuyu culture is the most contaminated of all cultures in Kenya or that our women are just hoes. :D:D

I doubt she was attracted by money in this wash wash looking guy…if it’s money she was after then she would have easily found one from the mountain considering muranga alone is home to a good number of dollar millionaires

Those muranga dollar millionaires wouldn’t look at her twice. She is fat and old. They literally have access to 99% of the dating pool so why would they choose her over that 3rd year UoN student who is a 10/10?

I want you to always remember something. There are fewer rich and young bachelors than there are beautiful women. Women aren’t stupid. By the time you hit the 10M mark (forget about $1 million), odds are that multiple women will have tried to move in with you and you will be married or cohabiting. It just happens and you won’t even know.

So, finding a man below 40, with $1M, athletic, and single, is like winning a lottery ticket. Such men are unicorns that every woman is looking for. So, if you are a unicorn, you will obviously get used to getting what you want when you want it and that includes getting the best pussy not some fat old bishop.

Usually, the moment you start having some level of success, women try all means to move in that’s why you will hardly find a single man with such characteristics.

That’s the secret to Kikuyu gene variance. From light skin to blue black,kinky hair to Cushitic hair, geniuses to numbskulls, saints to devil incarnates. Kikuyu girls collect good genes and bring them home to enrich the tribal gene pool

:D:D:D:D:D they love paruya and dholuos alot.as certain person said here majority of kyuk boys are paruyas

Sex for money is prostitution period. Yes majority of them are whores “Mblo kuja twede chot” is a phrase well known in the streets

Dollar millionaires don’t eat post wall chieth baggage. Only soft tender young meat akin to veal or tenderloin

Now that my theory about 70% of Agikuyu youth is confirmed by the kikuyus themselves, I think I’ll buy myself a glass of changaa…:D:D:D @uwesmake Kuja hapa 9 brats in tow umebariki watu wa kirinyaga county na pale bungoma wewe ni baba zero :D:D
@uwesmake tafuta naliaka ufiche huko bungoma azae hata 3boys because sadly unless you plan to live and retire deep in kirinyaga County, hao watoto jua ni wakikuyu. Hawaendi popote. Utakua ukipigia wazee stori hapo kamkuywa center tupambane busaa club eti
“nikiwa nairopi, nikiwa nairopi, nilikua na kaschana khalai nilipatako sapina choy kanaitwa ncheri nikatwanga mimba nane one
by one. Watoto wako kirinyaka coundy… Hata reciept ya rooms za lodging ndio hizi pwana! Usinichesee makokha mi ni ndume pwanaaa” amidst laughter and the barman buys lichoti another round

There is something odd about those photos. She looks like she is the man in that relationship

She’s a pastor and used to dominating the stage. Jamaa anakaa nikama anataka kuombewa

This looks like it’s a engagement/marriage of convenience, like that of a certain governor and her husband who don’t even share a house… tailored for the public to stop asking questions

Yeap, everything seems to be planned for and arranged. From their meeting point to the day they will marry

There is no theory, it is an obvious fact. Kikuyus expanded their land holding more through treaties than conquests. These treaties were sealed by marriage. Kikuyus is matriarchal so the returning girls would come back with kids incase the husband died or the marriage hit the rocks. Case in point Githu Muigai father is Luhya. Si munasemanga Lee Kinyanjui buda yake ni Tugen but fully embraced as a Kikuyus son with all rights and privileges

It’s because God loves you!

Your women are not hoes, your culture is that of a matriarchal society ever since the house of Mumbi fokelore happened. Any Kikuyu woman who understands this fokelore will assert herself very authoritatively in any relationship she is in whether it’s with a man from Central or from South Sudan.My pal got a daughter with his kikuyu girlfriend. He missed to attend a family function and just like that the daughters name was changed to a very deep kikuyu name that only kuyos from deep in Kiambu forest know the meaning. He was told he can see the kid anytime he wants so hata akienda court hana kesi.
If you choose to karura out of a kikuyu baby mamas life she just changes the baby’s surname to her name and life goes on like you never happened. Was once invited by an ex to celebrate my belated birthday at mwendas. Kufika huko she had invited her pals both male and female. I dont know what they put in those cocktails but they have a way of revealing someone’s true self. She started grinding some of her male pals. Nikajam I asked her what the fuak she was doing. Nilijibiwa act like a man and stop being jealous like a pregnant woman. Told her am going home and stepped. It was around 11pm on a Friday. Just before 1824 on my way home, a pal calls me asking niko wapi ati wako 1824 Langata road.made a detour to 1824 and partied until around 4am.Kufika home, started undressing kwa living room as I was flipping the channels as I prepare to shower before I sleep. I just saw a shadow in front of me before a frying pan landed on my head. I turned right on time to block the second blow. I had forgotten that she had the key to my house. After I left she took a cab and came to my place to wait for me. Apparently nilikua nime aibisha yeye infront of her pals and cousins. Ati huyo jamaa alikua ana grind na yeye was a cuzo allegedly. A kuyo gal ata dinywa na hata cousin yake na hakuna chenye utafanya coz kwa society Yao women ndio kusema.