Shocking new passport Requirements

Letters from the chief, village elder and ancestors.

  • Two lawyers must be present.
  • 50,000 nonrefundable fee.
  • Blood of a virgin.
  • A unicorn.

New e passport requirements are a big joke
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Where is the joke ?

Jubilant shetani wewe

Vipi Mluhya ?

Wacha huu ujinga wako digi.

Forget the above, just discuss the new requirements, obviously it’s very 1950s for immigration to keep asking for village elders and birth certificates again

Passport ya nini na kila tuchohitaji tuko nacho hapa? ikiwa wachinku, wahindi na nigerians na wengine walikimbia kwao wakaja kujazana hapa. hatutoki kenya, si atleast wangesema applications for bikras, hapo ningeapply mbio bila kuangalia nyuma :smiley:

So @digi got himself a passport. Next!

agh. …so local

Ruka, mi nategea hapa.

Arab

niaje somali ama wider arab race?

nguruwe ya Daadab wewe

Assistant Village Idler leo ume copy paste vibaya

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Hapo kwa blood of a virgin…consult @RetiredVagina akusaidie

It flew past you.