Shock of my life

Elders I have a confession to make.
A friend of mine is set to Wed this coming Saturday and as part of the rituals preceeding the planned garden wedding, something called “bachelor night” was thrown in the program and a venue in kileleshwa identified. The event went down last night and for sure what I witnessed was quite shocking. The event was attended by the groom and 5 men I being one of them and 7 girls in the bridal team but the bride was not allowed to attend. The organizers of the event forced us to surrender all our phones and Electronic gadgets at the gate to the bungalow where the event was going down. Upon entering the house we were told that the event was purely adult and it was meant to bid farewell to the husband to be and that this was going to be his last time allowed to chew punani from outside. Alcohol was flowing freely and after 10.00pm action started. A carton of condoms was thrown in the middle of the room and alas all the girls dropped their skimpy dresses and jumped on our laps. After like 30 minutes of kissing and sucking I saw people fucking like the world was ending now. My guy climbed three of them within the sitting room and after 11pm we were shown rooms to spend the night with whomever we wanted. The rest of the night is what has caused me a PNC till now.

Leta evidence hata ya diagram pekee kama hakuna thermal image otherwise iyo ni hekaya ya things that never happened

Ghaseer,wake up umekojolea kitanda

Alipokonywa simu na gate “Soldier” but at least tuoshe na picha ya “bridal girls” tuone kama ulitupa mbao.

Thrown by whom? Peleka hii takataka yako section ya hekaya

Hapo kwa 7 members of the bridal team ndio umetubeba ufala. not unless your friend is marrying a hoe and all her friends and family are hoes too

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Nilifuata vipoa mpaka hapo kwa "7 girls in the bridal team’ also attended the bachelor party…either unatubeba ufala or that marriage is already as good as dead.

at least leo hujataja your ‘cousin’

Tos iman ngalechu?

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Ile publication ya emotions bado huwa?

takataka hizo ushenzi kunywa jaba then utafute mwenzako @Bl3ze mupigiane fake stories

Ama aunty yake ule wa soft moans

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Eti “the organizers of the event forced us to surrender all our phones and Electronic gadgets at the gate” Kwani ni White House Situation Room?
Upuus!

Ujinga …huyu aliskia hekaya za house 207…mimi huenda uko Mara kibao and have even seen several stag parties but hawakulani hapo they take the shit to the rooms …they charge I think 20k-30k for stag parties for which you get 4 rooms all night and lap dances for the crew all night ukitaka kula unapeleka same kwa room shenz!

Is this story even real labda tu majuu lakini huku kenya ni upuss

Hata picha ya kusurrender phones .