Shitty Monday Post! ಠ_ಥ

So there is the facking legendary black.templar going about his awesome sunday business nikicheki maneno tuu hii kenya and i decide to leave my bag in a classified lokeshen…nikapewa sticka na nikaendelea na shughuli…nikakumbuka nilikuwa na 2k kwa hio bag! In my mind nikasguka kiasi but coz it was not my first time doing that nikasema itakuwa poa…that 2k btw has been in that pocket since like forever…ni ile ya back up!

Anyway mimi huyo nimerudia bag yangu and as i walked away i instinctively thought wacha nicheki ile pesa kama iko bado and lo!!! Amechukua 1k nikabaki na 1k pekee yake! Bloody fuak! Nikarudi kwa huyo fala nikamuuliza kama kuna kitu ameniibia…and from the way he behaved nikajua ni yeye…but i had no proof to cause a scene…plus i am partly to blame for leaving cash in there.

So the.black amejam ameenda home na kudoze…nimeamka 6am nikapata hakuna maji kwa keja…and i was totally unprepared for such. So i contemplated not going to work or working from home…lakini hio ya mwisho si mnajuanga ni uwongo, its impossible to work from home, and i have a shitload of stuff to do by EoD today :mad::mad::(:(.

Sasa ndio huyoooo mimi kwa gari nakaa kwa corner kama nimefungua dirisha hadi touchdown kwa ofisi. Now i can smell kajasho ka jana kakikuom kwa umbali and its not yet 9am. Meno sijabrush bado…but good thing i had oversight nikasema nibebe toothbrush just in case i may need to kiss a pretty woman coz its near x-mass…you never know with these things!
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Yaani you don’t even have half a jerican ya emergency water saved up for a rainy day??
Meffi wewe

Utahama umoja lini ??

Ungejipanguza na tissue Kwa makwapa! Meff! :D:D:D

How do you not even have a drop of water in your house?

:smiley: Unaishi movie

Sweep of the Day :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

pole sana @The.Black.Templar, lakini cant relate, cant remember the last time i had dry taps ([SIZE=2]solution to your problems, move out to a more conducive environment [/SIZE])

Maji kidogo kama 3 litres should be enough to sponge shower and 100ml kusugua meno. Hio hata ukinunua dasani costs won’t be far reaching.

:D:D:D:D:D:D…@Mukuna ebu kam kiasi…kuna day nimeamka nikapata hakuna maji ikabidi nioge na mineral water!!! Mpaka waleo inaniuma.

don’t get excited…the day’s still young!

@mukuna is in good company…excuse ndio zao…

Hata kama ni kuwa follower wa @mukuna hii ni overkill

Mwanaume ni kumantain standards irrespectively. Hapana kutafuta visingizio yet there are over a million life hacks.

Invest in mitungi

Walai…lakini i had half a bucket of water…ya mswaki ndio ilikosa for some other inexplained reason

Imagine mtu anatoka ku-cycle amesweat mpaka mkarara kisha anapanda kitandani hivyo hivyo tu. si mtu hata huomba jirani mtungi moja urudishe ukinunua yake…

Hio story iishe sasa…i was giving some friendly advice hio time

:D:D:D:D Overnight the sweat has fermented halafu anabeba anapelekea colleagues at work. Hapo nki ku avoid usilie marginalization

It was unexpected man! One minute uko na maji alafu unaamka na hakuna any

Unge nunua mineral water three litres basi