Shitty death: A thousand ways to die

A 30-year-old man in Gichugu Constituency, Kirinyaga County has died after he fell into a pit latrine trying to recover his Ksh3000 that had fallen in the latrine.
It is believed that John Nyaga from Ngurumbi village in Ngiriambu Sub-location realized that his wife, Grace Njeri, had mistakenly wrapped the money in a bunch of papers and used them as toilet paper.
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In Greek we say ‘mukui ndaiguaga chiegamba’ yaani siku yako ikifika imefika, Ata ujifungie kwa bafu utaenda tu

Jump into a pit latrine full of shit for 3K that he was hiding from the wife :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Ujinga ni kipawa

Heheeee… How sure that Njeri hajafungia io 3k kwa leso?
Shiny eye manenos

Hehehe, sikua nimefikiria hivo
You could be right

hapo sasa.

3k three K SHIET

wuee, things men do

Shit happens.

kwani hizo pit latrine za Martha Karua ziko na shimo kubwa aje ?

How sure are we that Njeri didn’t set him up?

@Some Say his personality was full of shit.

Kwani huyo mama ako na matacore rough aje haiskii ikigwarwa na notes,?

Hapo wife alimcheza…who wraps money in a paper/gazeti

Kwani huyo mzee hakusikia hiyo tissue iko bulky? He took the money and lied to the wife. Now see the damage.
Why should married couple hide things from one another? Cangerrit!

That’s what the wife told the village and the cops. Her poor husband was indisposed and unable to confirm, deny or correct her narrative.

nyinyi sijui mnasema nini. 3k is a hell lot of money huko gichagi.

juzi tu another youngling stabbed his friend after they disagreed on how to share 200bob they had gotten from campaigning for a certain “mheshimiwa”

Hapa kuna mchezo ,tukiwa kama@mzee mzima gazeti ndio tulikua tunatumia lakini lazima ungeisoften by kuikunja kunja which exactly I assume huyu mungikiress angefanya na kama kuna pesa ndani angesikia,hapa hekaya incomplete mzee aliwawa,wacha postmortem report itoke tutaskia another version.