Shiny-Eyed Stupidity. Na Eti These are the Best of a Bad Lot............

[WuTang]

@Ruffneck

Try churning out poorly done albums, one after another, for ten straight years and see where consistency lands you.

Like this guy.

- YouTube

[Ruffneck]

@WuTang

Like this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5KkTZTa1tQ

Mike is fairly successful BTW. Enda tu hapa ukambani and find out about the number of unsuccessful artists in that kilunda thing. And some of them have mpaka volume 37!

[Tarantinoh]

@WuTang

Like this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5KkTZTa1tQ

Mike Murimi has been feeding his family from his music for the last 20+ years. Thanks to his guitar strumming vulgar one man guitar gigs

[WuTang]

@Tarantinoh

Mike Murimi has been feeding his family from his music for the last 20+ years. Thanks to his guitar strumming vulgar one man guitar gigs

I find his songs funny, sikumaanisha eti yeye ni mmoja wa losers wameongelewa na guka.

[gashwin]

@WuTang

I find his songs funny, sikumaanisha eti yeye ni mmoja wa losers wameongelewa na guka.

i wish you understood ki-Ngariama you would enjoy them even better…

[WuTang]

@gashwin

i wish you understood ki-Ngariama you would enjoy them even better…

Which language is that Embu, Kiuk or Mbeere?

[gashwin]

@WuTang

Which language is that Embu, Kiuk or Mbeere?

it’s a dialect of Gikuyu spoken in Gichugu…ask @byro …

[uwesmake]

@FieldMarshal CouchP = @Jirani

[Mathaais]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Now, say a prayer for our dim-eyed orangutans who aimlessly roam our cities scratching their crotches and thinking of the next mating sessions, awaiting for the day Babuon (WWNBP) will take over and lead them to Kaanan…if the shiny eyes can be so mediocre, what about these hunter-gatherers?

This one here., :D:D:D
You are nuts guka.

[mayekeke]

Every funeral I’ve attended in Central province has to have one fat woman hawking Gospel CD’s, sauti yake kama paka iko na tonsillitis…

@gashwin

it’s a dialect of Gikuyu spoken in Gichugu…ask @byro …

Hio ni kì-Avai

[uwesmake]

@mayekeke

Every funeral I’ve attended in Central province has to have one fat woman hawking Gospel CD’s, sauti yake kama paka iko na tonsillitis…

Hio ni kì-Avai

paka iko na tonsils inaongeanga aje ?

[WuTang]

@mayekeke

Every funeral I’ve attended in Central province has to have one fat woman hawking Gospel CD’s, sauti yake kama paka iko na tonsillitis…

:D:D:D:D

[Ruffneck]

@uwesmake

paka iko na tonsils inaongeanga aje ?

vile one fat woman hawking Gospel CDs in every funeral in central province that @mayekeke has attended anaongea

[daddy_kool]

stay away from white cap…go get murats or something…you are loosing it guks

[Grundy]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

My blackest reratiff from Kereita Forest huko ndani kapsaa, karibu na Kambasid, wants to be the MPig for Lari (he will make it with my mbirrionaire support, no doubt).

So, he’s been going to the bundus to meet the people.

One thing (among many) that has disturbed him is the number of nonsensical fadreisas he’s been called to to help some sorry nigga who cannot sing to save their life to 'raiss manee to produss my almbam".

I mean, who told all brown-toothed, shiny-eyed mdomo kaukas that the only way out of poverty is through music (and I am being generous here, calling the cacophonous BS they produce music)? Lari is a most agriculturally-productive place, and anybody with half-a-brain would go into value addition, like making jam or even crisps, not trying to become Maiko Jackson in the virrage.

This stupidity echoes the ‘exhibition’ and Mpesa shop retardation/mania I see in the city; can’t people sit down, think, and come up with unique business ideas? Hii copy-paste ndiyo mlienda shure kusomea, nyinyi tumbili?

The other day I surfed the 12 or so Shiny-eyed TV stations and all I saw were miserable malnourished meno-brown croaking (you can’t call it singing) about a dirty Jewish man (myth) that they say will come down in a cloud - WATER VAPOUR! - and save their sorry arses from another Jewish man (myth) called the devil.

What irritated me to no end were the incredibly incredulous ‘dance’ moves they all made to accompany their ‘fideos’, like they were all manufactured in the same Chinese sweat-shop, swinging their hands this way and that way, throwing their matchstick legs up and down…pathetic really. Sad, to think this is all what the ‘leading, most entrepreneurial’ tribe in East Africa is capable of…

Now, say a prayer for our dim-eyed orangutans who aimlessly roam our cities scratching their crotches and thinking of the next mating sessions, awaiting for the day Babuon (WWNBP) will take over and lead them to Kaanan…if the shiny eyes can be so mediocre, what about these hunter-gatherers?

Hehehe…TOJ (tears of joy).

[tm_wa_klist]

Pia kuna zile shiny eyes za kujifanya clown ile ya kina @mashangimansolo unaona wamevaa nguo zimeraruka na wamejipaka rangi nyeupe kwa uso ati wakae wazee, alafu sasa they get invited kwa events ati ni comedians. Heri hao musicians fake, hawa huniudhi sana.

[system]

@tm wa klist

Pia kuna zile shiny eyes za kujifanya clown ile ya kina @mashangimansolo unaona wamevaa nguo zimeraruka na wamejipaka rangi nyeupe kwa uso ati wakae wazee, alafu sasa they get invited kwa events ati ni comedians. Heri hao musicians fake, hawa huniudhi sana.

hao wako wengi sana stage ya Towns za Shiny eye kama Nyeri na Karatina. walikuwa wanarap hapo kwa mlango na kila mtu anacheka kando yangu. ni kama walikuwa wananitusi

[Mrs4thletter]

@Kasighau

I like the last paragraph. What a way to reassure a people…
But seriously…the leading tribe in East and central Africa and Sedac should never be allowed to sing, and never, even at the pain of death, to dance. I get goose bumps seing a mguu stove try to twerk

I am very tempted to record myserof singing and reply to your comment, to prove that some of us can sing lakini juu sitaki watu wagurumishe duthi na sauti yangu wacha tu nitaje Eric Wainaina, Ruth wamuyu, Eunice Njeri, Maureen and wambui of Elani,… Etc

[Joel]

Wale wa ngogoyo wako poa guka. Wa siku hizi siwezi sikiza pia.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@Mrs4thletter

I am very tempted to record myserof singing and reply to your comment, to prove that some of us can sing lakini juu sitaki watu wagurumishe duthi na sauti yangu wacha tu nitaje Eric Wainaina, Ruth wamuyu, Eunice Njeri, Maureen and wambui of Elani,… Etc

Kuna tofauti kati ya kupenda kuimba na KUJUA KUIMBA. Ruth Wamuyu, yourself and a horde of other saini eye, for example, at best, we can say they love to sing.