Shiney Eyes

Mbona wasapere huitwa shiney eyes hii kijiji? Nimecheki msee fulani akisema shiney ama kitu kama iyo.

Where did that come from? It’s obvious our eyes don’t shine so mbona tunaitwa shiney eyes? :joy::joy: Wacheni za ovyo. Fucking tribalists.

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Ask your fellow diasporian midget called panyaste

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Ama why jaluo huitwa dim eye

Umeanza safari ya kutoka naikuru?

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Naikuru natoka Friday :joy:

Kwani hujawai skia dim eyed? uliingia ktalk lini?

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Soma lexicon. Meffi wewr

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Hehe, mi bredda applebee, yuh listen tuh reggae muzik?

Vae yuh eva hear di big tune by black uhuru?

Di title of the chune is “shine eye gyal”

Women from central Kenya refered tuh shine eyed cuz of dem luv fi money. Black Uhuru song talks bout di shine eye gal.

Part of di lyrics

Shine eye gal is a trouble to a man

The next day she want I to take her route, oh yeah, ooh
Take her to the beach party
Feeling everything would be irie
Wrinkles on her face
Like the things I’ve done she don’t appreciate

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…and what is the origin of the description “Dim eyed”?

shine eye well well

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mimi ni jaruo na nimeitwa foreskin bearer na you dont see me throwing tantrums here despite the fact that my dick is cut clean and i have to separate at least three fights a week between shiney eye chicks who cant get enough of it

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Hii lexicon ya kijiji inataka new villagers kwanza wapitie threads zote ndio washikanishe therwise, msee anaweza nini inaendelea huku. Some key terms like “Lanye, kuosha rungu” and others.

what do you expect kwa mtu alikuwa Class 8 in 2014?

Ako all over the place I just choose to not contribute to their umeffi posts.

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Macho ya wakikuyu yanang’aa.
Macho ya wajaka yako greyish

Wah yuh chatting bout mi bredda?

Na by the way shifo ile rink ya kusomea kikuyu language iko wapi…

Last year August nilifika pale saba saba, mzae in law alikuwa ametualika pale ku meet the rest of his family members. Mimi, shem wawili, one luo na the other mkikuyu kutoka murang’a. Nilijaribu kiasi kushikanisha, tukaulizwa kama tunaelewa wakasema mimi na shem hatujui kikuyu na vile tulikuwa tumejichocha tunashikanisha. Ilibidi wame switch tu kiswahili broken that sounded funny to my ears.

There’s nothing wrong with being all over the place as long as what I contribute makes sense. It doesn’t have to be serious all the time. Now that you’re older, what have you achieved and what are your contributions to this world so far? Bure kabisa.

Acha moto ya makaratasi. Tumeona wengi kama wewe who disappear into irrelevancy after some few weeks in these forums.

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Mimi when I disappear nitakuwa Monaco watching the Grand Prix. A few elders not seeing my posts won’t affect my life in any way. Take it easy man. Maisha ni fupi sana. Don’t get caught up in unnecessary drama. Pewa mbili ulale.

Flexxing in an anonymous forum. Ok. Acha nitulie.

Till number 568975. Walk the talk nipewe hizo mbili, .lol.