shiners

There are several traits that describe Kikuyu women,the most populous tribe in Kenya.Besides being the most beautiful women in the country,there are other shocking characterstics which are common among the majority of them.

  1. She is Ambitious
    Kikuyu women are known to be so ambitious and they achieve a lot when they set eyes on something. If you are a man who wants to make a huge step in life marry a Kikuyu lady and you won’t be disappointed.

Sometimes when a man is broke,the Kikuyu lady will surprise him with some cash;she knows how to make money as well as how to save.

  1. She is beautiful
    Kikuyu women are among the most beautiful tribes in East and Central Africa. These are the kind of women who never get old and when she is walking by your side, other men will feel jealous.

It’s rare to find an ugly Kikuyu woman whether you go to the village or in town.

  1. She is good in Bed
    Contrary to the opinion of the short sighted and jealous people in Kenya, Kikuyu women are so innovative in bed; they can make a man say ‘thank you’ even when he is not in the mood.

  2. She is modern and always informed
    Nothing good will pass a Kikuyu woman; she always knows what is happening around the world, whether in business, sports, entertainment or fashion.

When a man talks about investment,his wife (if she is a Kikuyu) will chip in with innovative idea;these are the kind of women who can make a man be a head of others.

A Kikuyu lady is always decent and modern and she will never embarrass you in front of your friends.

  1. She is intelligent
    Everything a man can do a Kikuyu lady can do it better, even if you are broke she will always come up with an idea how to make money.

A Kikuyu lady is full of ideas and she knows where to apply her knowledge to bring out good results.

6.She has ‘gold digger’ tag

A Kikuyu woman can leave you in hours of need.If you become broke,then prepare for a shock.

A Kikuyu woman knows a man as an investment.They don’t tolerate men who have nothing.

7.She is never faithful

Don’t expect a Kikuyu woman to love you when she knows there is another man with characteristics superior to yours.If your wife is a career woman then from today know that someone in her office has a thing with her.

8.She knows her rights

You will never joke with a Kikuyu woman and expect to go scort free.She will pursue you to the darkest corner.

When it comes to Law,she understands it very well.If you make a mistake of giving her a kid,whether it was by accident or not,you must take responsibilities.

9.She prefers being a single parent

Majority of Kikuyu women love being ‘free’.You will give her three children but eventually leave you without a reason.You remain in pain.

10.She loves beauty

A Kikuyu woman will do everything to look beautiful and perfect.she won’t be scared from bleaching her skin as long as she is considered beautiful.

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Thats what makes her scary yet enticing to pursue. Personally, I don’t mind them but hiyo kitu ya kuwa na shiny eyes scares the shit out of me.

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In 1, 2, 3,…

@Jakoyo

Oh really?
Next time go find out about us the ladies from the Lake Region who are well endowed…:wink:

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On a light note…

Uongo nayo?

Miguu za stove na wangechi syndrome in plenty. Some go as far as having broader upper bodies than well known rugby players. Meno brown shiny eyes

Joke of the year. Muikamba, Mdigo na Nyasuba wakiwa wapi?

Hahahahaha. I know plenty who don’t even know what’s happening in the next county, has no idea what jazz or funk or expressionism are, have no idea of teams like Waratahs or sport like Australian Rules Football. When a man talks about investment, the shine in the eye gets ever brighter.

Ile siku watakojoa kwa mkebe kama wamesimama ndio tutasema they can do better. Ukiwa broke anza kuhama na kujitayarisha kuwachwa ama kucheswo. Eyes have to shine.

Sio wote. Sema most. I know some who aren’t as most are. same applies to point 7

Eyes have to shine in one way or another

Sio wote. Those I know have stuck to their marriages through thick and thin, some don’t even speak to their husbands yet sleep in the same bed but still dread the thought of divorce

Number 10 sijawai ona

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in my eyes kikuyu women=meffi

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Acheni stereotypes.

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Kwaga mburi nokuo kwaga muka…, angikorwo nduri kanyamu wakioya mwari wene uthithinage iguru riake tuhu kai wina ngoma?

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Guilty

Lakini nimeandika “On a light note…” hapo juu

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Sawa omwami

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I see what you did there sir! :D:D:D

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bibi ni msapere but naona nikioa wa pili mmaragoli . dada ya @uncle nyam

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Mwenye summary alete.

whoever wrote that name must have made a clerical error :D:D:D

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Someone should land in jail for that

all those characters and traits you’ve pointed out are not unique to kikuyu women only, they are common in all women worldwide

what you have describe here is not a Kikuyu woman
what you have described here is a “[SIZE=5]WOMAN[/SIZE]”!

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Those are the Greeks of the Abaluhya Bruh… Tread carefully…

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