Right now, I have given a friend keys to one of my mancaves aende akashugulikie a certain oversize lady. Mind you this guy married the other day. His wife is pregnant but jamaa anacheza nje mbaya. Ukiona the wife ndio utaamini wanaume hawawezi tosheka ata wapate nani. The wife is a half-cast of Italian (the mother) and mhindi (the father). She is extremely beautiful; good shape, well mannered, yaani everything about her is good. Ukiona the chicks this guy is cheating with; oversized, shapeless, mpaka unashangaa what is happening. Kwani kunaendaga aje wenzangu?
Nothing’s sweet like new pussy
Wapi picha ya half cast? Hatujakataa thermal imaging ama ata satellite footage.
Coolidge effect…
The village unanimously passed a motion that was brought to the floor by @sperminator that states, “average to ugly chiqs are sweeter and have better game in bed than the converse”. See the attached for your reference. Thanks n continue to screw ugly… Just don’t bear kids with them
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/ugly-girl.148953/
Let me ask you a question bro, what’s your favourite food? Can you imagine eating it every day for breakfast lunch and dinner, every snack, every time you get hungry or have to eat, for the rest of your life, you can only have your favourite meal. Would you do it? Absolutely not. Within a month you’ll be craving something different. Anything. Even plain rice will be a welcome change.
No matter how beautiful a woman is, no matter how sexy she is, somewhere on God’s green earth is a man who’s tired of fucking her.
He loves the wife only
You clearly have never experienced the satisfaction of caressing and fondling a new catch till she tells you ‘enda ukaangalie kama umefunga mlango’ and she then starts undressing herself.
Pure bliss.
The beautiful ones have the shittiest pusssy.They are never sexually active wakiolewa ni kulala kifo cha mende kitandani
They always think their beauty is enough to compensate for everything in marriage.Never marry hot wives
The ugly the sweetest
You have,will,or thinking about rummaging through your friend’s wife pwussay. Umedescribe yeye kama gari ya safari rally. Now’s your chance young man
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bado watu hupeana keja ? that’s disgusting !! Mtu hawezi lipa room ?
its a mancave man, hio ndio kazi yake
Nah!!! I don’t do people’s wives
hii punda haijui
on Friday kwa thread ya @sperminator wanakijiji wote walikubaliana kuwa ugly girls wako na coomer tight na wanagawa na roho moja.
Figsed
Thought so too. Hiyo angle ya husband cheating is to make this guy not feel guilty akianza kunyemelea bibi ya rafiki
Kiongozi leta ushuhuda
macho hayana pazia…ameosha mecho nonsenseo_O